Paul has my tags and i want them back!!

[Morphza]

W O W - that is impressive

I smell a stalker... :P

[Stu]

Good answers!

Write a short story ending with "...and that's why Paul is a douche!"

You may use as many expletives in your story as you would like.

[s3xy_j0nny]

After extensive research i have come up with the following, some answers are educated guesses...

Clan Research:
- what does Russian love? Anal?
- who is Hubreno? Hubris
- who is the uber nerd: leelo or slipperyduck? They are one and the same
- between IrishLuck and DirtyPora, who is the pitcher, and who is the catcher? Does it really matter...
- who are the 2 Zimbo dictators, and after they founded grrr, who was the first successful applicant? Megageth and Yourself, gr@v1ty
- whose head is shinier: Mark or Quentin? Mark based on the fact that i know another Mark that has a shiny pip.
- name the clan's two female members. Niteshade and Onyx
- name the clan's two ginger mingers. Dryman and Flycatchr
- who is sexiest: Phatso, Dragonne, or BadAss? Badass believes its him and who am i to destroy the illusion
- what does kyuubidemon drink? Strawberry Milkshake

Very impressive research, sir, I am in awe of your thoroughness.

2 minor corrections:
Russian loves cock (it's his favourite word in Mumble and also his staple diet.)
Phatso, Badass, and Dragonne are all equally sexy (10/10 on the hawtness scale.)

Given the accuracy of your responses I am prompted to ask whether you know someone in the clan, Mr McGhee... or are you a blast from the past with a new nick? How else did you find all this info? My spidey senses are tingling.

[kalgat]

Very impressive research, sir, I am in awe of your thoroughness.

2 minor corrections:
Russian loves cock (it's his favourite word in Mumble and also his staple diet.)
Phatso, Badass, and Dragonne are all equally sexy (10/10 on the hawtness scale.)

Given the accuracy of your responses I am prompted to ask whether you know someone in the clan, Mr McGhee... or are you a blast from the past with a new nick? How else did you find all this info? My spidey senses are tingling.

I dont think i know anyone, i attended the first 6 or 7 Mayhem Lans so i might recognise someone if they went to those many years ago and i was kalgat then too. As i said in the chatbox all the info was found on the interwebs!

[Phatso]

A bit late to the party here but:

1. M16A3 or AK and why?
2. What games are you DEFINITELY getting for the rest of 2013?
3. You mentioned you had a BF4 Alpha Key.
3.1 - How did you get it?
3.2 - What were your immediate thoughts?
3.3 - How does the game perform with high latency?
3.4 - Does the Alpha have Spectator mode?
3.5 - If yes to 3.4, can I haz your key plx?
4. What's your poison?
5. DO YOU EVEN LIFT BOET?

(my questions are noobish because I am a giant n00b)

[kalgat]

A bit late to the party here but:

1. M16A3 or AK and why?
2. What games are you DEFINITELY getting for the rest of 2013?
3. You mentioned you had a BF4 Alpha Key.
3.1 - How did you get it?
3.2 - What were your immediate thoughts?
3.3 - How does the game perform with high latency?
3.4 - Does the Alpha have Spectator mode?
3.5 - If yes to 3.4, can I haz your key plx?
4. What's your poison?
5. DO YOU EVEN LIFT BOET?

(my questions are noobish because all the good questions are taken)

1. M16A3 because i cant hit a barn door with the AK since it got nerfed
2. Anything cheapish in the Steam Sales plus Titanfall looks good already paid for BF4 and premium
3.1 Apparently i was selected at random
3.2 Why is everything white and this carbine is shit
3.3 Was pretty good most of the time
3.4 Nope, stigula didnt work either
3.5 Alpha finished long ago think it was more of a test of the MP code
4. It varies between Cruz Vodka, Richelieu 10 Year and Captain Morgan
5. Not unless you count lifting my arm at the bar

[Thor_23]

Also late to the party. Not sure if I am duplicating questions:

1. Who's mom in the clan is the HAWTEST?
2. What would be your best response if I asked you how my kids are doing? (provided you/me have any )
3. Why does phats want to know if everyone is:"even lifting"?
4. Think of a dutch nickname (like brakepad or fin-ice) with a punch line for j0nny

[kalgat]

Good answers!

Write a short story ending with "...and that's why Paul is a douche!"

You may use as many expletives in your story as you would like.

How about a limerick instead?

There was a wannabe Ninja named Stu
Who gave Kalgat a short story to do
But his creative thoughts they went whoosh
Just like his tags out there in the bush
And that is why Paul is a douche

[Irish_Luck28]

How about a limerick instead?

There was a wannabe Ninja named Stu
Who gave Kalgat a short story to do
But his creative thoughts they went whoosh
Just like his tags out there in the bush
And that is why Paul is a douche

lol, this is awesome man.

[J_Th4ng]

How about a limerick instead?

There was a wannabe Ninja named Stu
Who gave Kalgat a short story to do
But his creative thoughts they went whoosh
Just like his tags out there in the bush
And that is why Paul is a douche

Very nice, but know that Fly will be along soon to critique you limerick structure and rhyming...