Paul has my tags and i want them back!!

[kalgat]

Hi Kalgat

1. Why is paul such a duche?
2. Stu thinks he is a ninja. How many 5 years old's do you think it would take to beat him?
3. Is it just a co-incidence that Jono and Homo rhyme?
4. 5 best games ever?

1. Because he has my Tags
2. I thought that was only legal in Thailand and that you had to pay extra
3. No, because they don't, does rhyme with Bono though and he is No. 2
4. I'm too old for a question like this and i have another question with 100hrs plus games aaarggh!! In no particular order:
Elite - ZX Spectrum
Baldurs Gate
Half Life
NFS - whole series but if i had to pick then Shift 2
Battlefield 3/Eve Online

[Paul]

100hrs? Pfft, come speak to me when you have 1000 Plus hours in BF2 and 800 Plus hours in BF3

[RussianElite.]

Half Life was a good answer. Tell me this, which one of the three is a dickbag: TygerQB,Stu or Paul?

[pmurgs]

How many shield generators in an Amp Station?
What class would you pick to Sundy drop?
Flak armour or nanoweave?
What is the redeploy key?
How many soldiers in a platoon?

[kalgat]

How many shield generators in an Amp Station?
What class would you pick to Sundy drop?
Flak armour or nanoweave?
What is the redeploy key?
How many soldiers in a platoon?

Planetside 2 didnt run well on the laptop so only got limited play, its been a while

1. 2
2. Engi
3. Flak to avoid splash and ap mines
4. B?
5. 12 - 48

[flycatchr]

That would be the ancient art of the rotating teabag which in my case would be made all the more pleasurable by the little red button on my RAT7 which can bump the DPI up to 6400

AINCIENT ???? I am not that old

[Morphza]

AINCIENT ???? I am not that old

No... but an English lesson or two would be good... "Aincient"

Kalgat... why would you want to be associated with this mad pack of maniacs?

[RussianElite.]

Half Life was a good answer. Tell me this, which one of the three is a dickbag: TygerQB,Stu or Paul?

?

[pmurgs]

Planetside 2 didnt run well on the laptop so only got limited play, its been a while

1. 2
2. Engi
3. Flak to avoid splash and ap mines
4. B?
5. 12 - 48

4. The delete key
5. 13 to 48

But well done, at least you've tried ps2

Gaming on a laptop? Is that even allowed in Grrr???

[kalgat]

Ok, let's get the real questions going:

1. Explain all correlations IQ has with the topic of procreation. Please go beyond the normal findings such as the inverse correlation between IQ and the number of offspring. Include in your thesis the rational between your porn size collection and IQ.

2. Please post a picture of the insides of your computer. Some members in GRRR suffer from OCD...

3. Explain the best way to tie up an 100m electric cord for easy deployment when needed. Using this same electic cord, explain how you will inflict maximum damage to anybody trying to steal your tags again.

4. List the first 10 games you've ever played for more than a 100 hours.

5. Assume your screen is capable of 256 color display, and has a resolution of 800 x 600, how many picutres / documents would you be able to generate? You do realise that several of those images will provide an accurate description of your death, in your handwriting, with a picture of you and your signature at the bottom... show your calculations.

6. Will you screw a dead chicken, explain your response.

That should do it for now...

1. All? Do i get a Doctorate in Grrr if Correct. I know the Common People dance and drink and screw because theres nothing else to do and this inevitably leads to more kids due to poor education not necessarily a lack of porn. High IQ people are generally more career orientated and wait to have kids so its too late to have 7 unless you want to be in people magazine. Is their really any need for a porn collection anymore with unlimited internet, its not like you watch a movie to the end anyway...

2. kalgat_pc.jpg now i see it needs dusting, thanks

3. On one of the roller thingys, whenever i tie one up by hand it always knots up. Beat them to death with the roller thingy or counter knife in BF4 (which may or may not suck)

4. What a question - Half Life, Counter Strike, BF: Desert Combat, Eve, C&C, Elite, Unreal Tournament, Skyrim, Trackmania, total war series. Must be a lot more cant think

5. lets see 600 x 800 = 480000 x 256! = A fucking lot

6. I'll go with No because a chicken doesnt have lips and i like to kiss while i'm screwing.