Paul has my tags and i want them back!!

[kalgat]

All Hail

I ran into Irish Luck last night while playing and he was one of the few high level players that actually died when i put the required number of rounds into him... and this reminded me that i looked you guys up a while back but didnt apply at the time but i did like this from your clan description.

No Hax. - If you use them, go away - period.

Anyway i've been gaming since Lords of Midnight on the ZX Spectrum up to the BF4 Alpha and swearing at every single game in between and quite possibly have an addiction to Steam sales.

So fire away and lets see if i fit in to this madhouse

[Skouperd]

Describe in detail how you managed to lose your tags to paul because not even a baby kangaroo can lose anything to Paul? (except perhaps its virginity but that's another story...)

[kalgat]

Describe in detail how you managed to lose your tags to paul because not even a baby kangaroo can lose anything to Paul? (except perhaps its virginity but that's another story...)

It was a lovely Wednesday afternoon in May, the sun was shining and the bunnies were all around then all of a sudden *Happy Place* *Happy Place* *Happy Place* No Sorry, its gone or repressed it was so vile...

[BadA$$jack]

Dude, it sounds more like you lost your viginity than you tags !!!!

Give more detail about yourself

1. Real Name
2. Age
3. Which clans have you played for?
4. Your intention of joining - casual gamer or hardcore pro?

[kalgat]

Dude, it sounds more like you lost your viginity than you tags !!!!

Give more detail about yourself

1. Real Name
2. Age
3. Which clans have you played for?
4. Your intention of joining - casual gamer or hardcore pro?

Tags are precious, especially the ones from cheats and hackers or really good players (It's hard to tell hopefully BF4 will fix it)

1. Nick Mcghee
2. 42 Fuck me 30 years of gaming and still going strong
3. None
4. That would be for the clan to decide if im a good enough team player

[SlipperyDuck]

Ha! Awesome Kalgat, glad to see you're attempting to join, Good luck with the Application - 2 Weeks of pain coming your way.
I see a glint though, a glimmer of hope, a glow of aspiration, a grasping of simple sentences and a grape for the making of the whine - Thats a better 4G statement than you'll ever read.

(the secret is either spotted or not, There will be a Grammar Nazi watching)

1. How do you know when you've reached the end of the internet.

[Paul]

Are you sure it was me who took your tags? All noobs look the same

[Stu]

Are you sure it was me who took your tags? All noobs look the same

by noobs Paul is referring to himself.

Welcome to the application process!

Questions:
1. Explain what a Hoffman Transfer is and why it was a epic feat in the late 60's?
2. Would you rather: Hug a drunk Bergie or have a drink with Paul?

[kalgat]

Ha! Awesome Kalgat, glad to see you're attempting to join, Good luck with the Application - 2 Weeks of pain coming your way.
I see a glint though, a glimmer of hope, a glow of aspiration, a grasping of simple sentences and a grape for the making of the whine - Thats a better 4G statement than you'll ever read.

(the secret is either spotted or not, There will be a Grammar Nazi watching)

1. How do you know when you've reached the end of the internet.

There will be a really big full stop.

[Irish_Luck28]

Kalgat!
Had some good battles with you last night, nice to see you applied.
Questions:
1. You name dropped twice in your application. Why is name dropping bad? Feel free to discuss the negative social and political aspects of this in the South African context.
2. Why is grass green?