Would like to become a member of the Grrrr Clan

[ArkLyte1005]

Hey ArkLyte

As someone who is coming to the end of their term as clan leader, welcome to the application process and good luck. First things first though, you have to pop onto TS and come talk crap with us while playing. This is one of the small tests that new applicants undergo. The next (which may have already begun) is a rigorous questioning of small bits of BS that the existing members post in this thread in order to work out what makes you tick. Some questions are easy others are impossible (literally .. *cough*Skouperd*cough*). But all of them are important and help as ascertain if you’re fucked up in the head enough of the right calibre for [grrr].

So I will begin the formal questioning. Remember however, that without us hearing you in TS, these questions hold little weight.
1. Whats your name?
2. What do you do?
3. How do you remain calm during nerd raging playing LoL? (haha, I play dota, so know that feel)
4. What does PHAT stand for?
5. Who is the coolest guy in this clan? (not a trick question, and its not me)

Hi Phatso,

Thank you. LOL to be honest this is this first time I have submitted an application to a clan.

1. My Name is Bernard but everyone usually calls me B or Bernie.
2. I am a service consultant for an insurance company based in the UK call PruProtect.
3. LOL That has to be a tough one. I tend to just sit back an let the person nerd raging yammer on... in the end that person is the one who is going to look like a chop... I don't think I have ever nerd raged... If i have i may have been too drunk to remember LOL... In all fairness i see no point to it... that person is the one that's going to end up with CAD (coronary artery disease).
4. LOL the acronym PH%AT could stand for many things :P example... Pretty Hot and Tempting, Pretty Hot and Thick, Pretty Hips and Thighs, Porky Huge And Tremendous, Please Have Another Tomato or Pleomorphic Hyalinizing Angiectatic Tumor. :P
5. LOL the coolest guy in the clan would have to be... Nomad... his Team Speak nick is awesome LOL...

[NoMaD]

5. LOL the coolest guy in the clan would have to be... Nomad... his Team Speak nick is awesome LOL...

A clever guy i see! ;P

[Morphza]

A clever guy i see! ;P

Noms... how much did you pay him??

Ark...
- What is the link between your nick and the big wooden thing from the bible?
-- If you could deny access to any single set of animal from boarding the ark, which would it be?
- Who is the quietest guy on TS?
- Since BF4 is so broken and crap, why do you still play it?
- Now that you have met Russian, TiggerBS & Paul, are you sure you still want to apply for this clan?

[Skouperd]

Noms... how much did you pay him??

Ark...
- What is the link between your nick and the big wooden thing from the bible?
-- If you could deny access to any single set of animal from boarding the ark, which would it be?
- Who is the quietest guy on TS?
- Since BF4 is so broken and crap, why do you still play it?
- Now that you have met Russian, TiggerBS & Paul, are you sure you still want to apply for this clan?

He met Russian? Oh phuck!

[Cat Nipples]

Poor bastard.

Hi Arklyte.

1. Do you like to jeanpant? If so, do you do it with a belt?
2. In a fight between Russian and Nomad, who would win?
3. See above question, but now include a Justin Bieber cd in the middle. Explain your answer in no less than 100 words.
4. Who's the smallest douche in the clan?
5. Can you swim?

[Salty Ferret]

And the arklyte1005 has been extinguished

[Morphza]

Application... Denied!

[NoMaD]

no enthusiasm?

[Salty Ferret]

I love LAMP

[Stu]

Or EAT CAKE? was it a LIE?