Ek soek hom die djop. (again) Haha.

[Irish_Luck28]

1. Without egg. With cheese
2. Even though my name is not derived from that guy....I'd give him back his wallet that he dropped the moment he started running.

Marmite toast with cheese clarifies all i need to know about you. You have my vote.

[Onyx]

1. 1 - I go out of my way to be good to people
2 - I'm always calm when shit hits the fan
3 - I'm the "go-to-guy" for most of my friends
4 - Try to bring a smile to people around me
5 - I succeed in things I put my mind to
2. 1 - Sometimes I'm TOO kind and people abuse that trait
2 - If you cross me I might forgive but I seldom forget
3 - I am very set in my ways
4 - I don't eat greens
5 - I'm shy
3. Catherine Zeta-Jones. I would touch myself all night long. Haha
4. When my dad told me to look after my mom when he's gone. That moment that you realize he's made peace. He died a week later.
5. You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.

There was a soft spot going begging and it seems I have found its owner (You will be in good company )

[Ecko7]

Aangenaam,

1. Favorite beer
2. How is a beer lagered
3. Favorite movie

[Phatso]

Aangenaam

SO. MUCH. WIN.

[KakHard]

Aangenaam,

1. Favorite beer
2. How is a beer lagered
3. Favorite movie

1. Ek span alles in.
I had my first beer when I was 5 and my last when I was 12.
My dad worked for Farmers Winery (Distell) for years, and we always had free beer and wine to drink.
By the time I was 12 I was done with beer.

2. From the intaweb :

While the nature of yeast was not fully understood until Emil Hansen of the Carlsberg brewery in Denmark isolated a single yeast cell in the 1800s, brewers in Bavaria had for centuries been selecting these cold-fermenting Lager yeasts by storing or "Lagern" their beers in cold alpine caves. The process of natural selection meant that the wild yeasts that were most cold tolerant would be the ones that would remain actively fermenting in the beer that was stored in the caves. Some of these Bavarian yeasts were stolen and brought back to the Carlsberg brewery around the time that Hansen did his famous work.

Lager yeast tends to collect at the bottom of the fermenter and is often referred to as "bottom-fermenting" yeast. Lager is fermented at much lower temperatures, around 10°C (50°F), compared to typical ale fermentation temperatures of 18°C (65°F). It is then stored for 30 days or longer close to the freezing point. During the storing or "lagering" process, the beer mellows and flavors become smoother. Sulfur components developed during fermentation dissipate. The popularity of lager was a major factor that led to the rapid introduction of refrigeration in the early 1900s.

Today, lagers represent the vast majority of beers produced, the most famous being a light lager called Pilsner which originated in Pilsen, Czech Republic (Plzen in Czech language). It is a common misconception that all lagers are light in color: lagers can range from very light to deep black, just like ales.

3. Empire Records

[Col.133t]

Eggy, since I understand that my questions was a bit harsh on you and your profession, I figured I'd give you a way out of them. If you can confirm the following, then you are excused to answer my other questions.

I've asked Kalgat the following question: Assume your screen is capable of 800x600 resolution, and it is capable to display 256 colours, how many images can you display on the screen in total. He cheated by only giving us the formula but did not bother to actually calculate the answer. The formula is 256^(800x600), or 256^480000. Using nothing more than Excel, I've since calculated that number and it is slightly bigger than what the maximum lenght is that I am allowed to post on this forum. If you can confirm if the following number is indeed the accurate answer, you are excused to answer my previous question:

The answer to 256^480,000 produces an answer that is 1,155,956 digits long. The first 8 digits of this answer is: 15,252,803.... the last 9 digits is: .......673,590,376. The number is made up of the following digits:
0 appears 115,148
1 appears 115,405
2 appears 116,122
3 appears 115,551
4 appears 115,861
5 appears 115,895
6 appears 115,671
7 appears 115679
8 appears 115,110
9 appears 115,514

Please confirm if you agree with the above number as being the correct answer... for an accountant, should not take more than about 10 minutes to verify if the numbers balances or not... ;-)

Ps... in hindsight, I must have been seriously bored to have gone ahead and calculate that freaken number... ;-)

Dude this fascinates me lol. How could you even come up with a thing like this? sho...

9 appears 115,514. Looks like pixel co-ordinates to me.

[Col.133t]

Eggy.

Howcome a pedophile looks like a giraffe-deer with eggyellow sunglasses on a sunny winters day?
Why arnt peaches called pears and pears called fruitycrose?
Why... why... why is the sun about to rotate its poles?

[KakHard]

Jammer boet, ek swaai nie daai kant toe nie.

[Col.133t]

Jammer boet, ek swaai nie daai kant toe nie.

You afraid of the dark or summin'? :P

[KakHard]

I'm already grrr, you asking the wrong guy.