Paul has my tags and i want them back!!

[kalgat]

Are you sure it was me who took your tags? All noobs look the same

Yes it was you, i thought i had yours but i was mistaken http://bf3stats.com/stats_pc/kalgat/dogtags

[kalgat]

by noobs Paul is referring to himself.

Welcome to the application process!

Questions:
1. Explain what a Hoffman Transfer is and why it was a epic feat in the late 60's?
2. Would you rather: Hug a drunk Bergie or have a drink with Paul?

1. No idea, unless you are referring to a Hohmann Transfer which is the calculation used to get the apollo missions from earth orbit to the moons orbit
2. Have a drink with Paul unless Paul also drinks cheap wine/meths

[kalgat]

Kalgat!
Had some good battles with you last night, nice to see you applied.
Questions:
1. You name dropped twice in your application. Why is name dropping bad? Feel free to discuss the negative social and political aspects of this in the South African context.
2. Why is grass green?

1. How can it be bad, it would seem the entire ruling party is based on name dropping and cronyism to get ahead. Just look at the wonderful levels of service delivery and education they are giving to everyone and letting our sportsman play on merit! I'ts all working out wonderfully for Julius
2. Chlorophyll makes grass green and there might be some in this!
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[Morphza]

I ran into Irish Luck last night while playing and he was one of the few high level players that actually died when i put the required number of rounds into him...

I do apologise for this, we normally only recruit ELITE players, but Irish has somehow fallen through our recruitment cracks! Management is looking into this... :P

Q1: How do you intend obtaining BF4 Alpha Keys for the clan?
Q2: Source of your in game nick? Undercompensating / Overcompensating.. explain.

[BigBadBarts]

Sup kalgat, welcome and good luck...

1) In the May of 1953 Sir Edmund Hillary and his Nepalese sherpar Tenzing Norgay made the 1st successful ascent on Mount Everest, please tell me why Sir Hillary chose Tenzing (otherwise known as Sherpar Norgay) for the expedition and how it came about that Hillary and Norgay were chosen for the successful ascent, seen as though there were 398 other people in the John Hunt expidition?

2) Why also is there no record, i.e. proof/evidence of Sir Hillary successfully ascending on the summit, while there is clear evidence of Tenzing making the summit successfully?

3) Getting kalgat is one of my favourite past times...which South African opened the first nudist colony/resort in RSA, where was it and why is his name so ironic?

4) Lastly, do you have copious amounts of porn to offer or trade...I'm a collector and I need my fix, my 4Tb may be ample for others, some even say overkill, but I disagree you can never have enough of the muff.

[kalgat]

I do apologise for this, we normally only recruit ELITE players, but Irish has somehow fallen through our recruitment cracks! Management is looking into this... :P

Q1: How do you intend obtaining BF4 Alpha Keys for the clan?
Q2: Source of your in game nick? Undercompensating / Overcompensating.. explain.

Elite Players? Crap i'm in trouble then took me ages to turn my k/d into a positive one...

Q1: You are welcome to have mine, one map that was whiter than a very white thing, broken tanks and OP choppers. Big ass sniper rifle was cool though
Q2: I really should make up an exciting story but then you get caught lying etc. I used to play NTN pub trivia a lot and needed a unique screen name, one night after a few too many we started messing around with the filth filter to see how thorough they had been and some how i ended up with kalgat (spelled wrong because you were only allowed 6 letter names).

[kalgat]

Sup kalgat, welcome and good luck...

1) In the May of 1953 Sir Edmund Hillary and his Nepalese sherpar Tenzing Norgay made the 1st successful ascent on Mount Everest, please tell me why Sir Hillary chose Tenzing (otherwise known as Sherpar Norgay) for the expedition and how it came about that Hillary and Norgay were chosen for the successful ascent, seen as though there were 398 other people in the John Hunt expidition?

2) Why also is there no record, i.e. proof/evidence of Sir Hillary successfully ascending on the summit, while there is clear evidence of Tenzing making the summit successfully?

3) Getting kalgat is one of my favourite past times...which South African opened the first nudist colony/resort in RSA, where was it and why is his name so ironic?

4) Lastly, do you have copious amounts of porn to offer or trade...I'm a collector and I need my fix, my 4Tb may be ample for others, some even say overkill, but I disagree you can never have enough of the muff.

Thanks

1. I would have to go with eenie, meenie, mineie mo... although Mallory and Irvine may have made the first successful ascent, they just didn't get back down

2. Tenzing didnt know how to use a camera so could not catch Sir Hillary striking a pose

3. Famously known as Beau Brummel real name Michael Bush It was in the Waterberg, Limpopo

4. That would depend are you into the straight up and down or hairy preggos in latex blowing a horse kinda thing?

[BigBadBarts]

Thanks

1. I would have to go with eenie, meenie, mineie mo... although Mallory and Irvine may have made the first successful ascent, they just didn't get back down

2. Tenzing didnt know how to use a camera so could not catch Sir Hillary striking a pose

3. Famously known as Beau Brummel real name Michael Bush It was in the Waterberg, Limpopo

4. That would depend are you into the straight up and down or hairy preggos in latex blowing a horse kinda thing?

1. Close but he chose him because Tenzing saved his life...but I can see how eenie, meenie, mineie mo could work. Yeah, Mallory and Irvine tried in the 1920's but its widely known the oxygen canisters they took wouldn't have given them enough to reach the summit, based on the flow rate settings available on those models. And to be fair, Irvine's camera has never been found not to mention his body even.

2. Nice...only person I've come across to know that. Although, Tenzing did offer to take his pic, Hillary declined.

3. FML !! You're on a roll china...I like your work, but why was is name ironic?

4. I would like to call it straight but with the amount of rear entry flicks I have, it would fall under the category slightly bent. LOL !! Definitely, no bestiality, , no necrophilia, nothing under age and definitely no preggo bitches...hairy though is making a massive come back and as a connoisseur with a flare for the 70's and 80's classics, I'll gladly take some hairy off your hands.

Bud, I have to say I was impressed...good answers and purely on your name and feedback, you're ticking all the boxes in my book.

[TygerBS]

Hi Kalgat

1. Why is paul such a duche?
2. Stu thinks he is a ninja. How many 5 years old's do you think it would take to beat him?
3. Is it just a co-incidence that Jono and Homo rhyme?
4. 5 best games ever?

[RussianElite.]

4. I would like to call it straight but with the amount of rear entry flicks I have, it would fall under the category slightly bent. LOL !! Definitely, no bestiality, , no necrophilia, nothing under age and definitely no preggo bitches...hairy though is making a massive come back and as a connoisseur with a flare for the 70's and 80's classics, I'll gladly take some hairy off your hands.

Bud, I have to say I was impressed...good answers and purely on your name and feedback, you're ticking all the boxes in my book.

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