Why Phatso is a D00s

[SlipperyDuck]

Welcome to the clan (pre-emptive thread created on your application).

In hopes of having a long thread for Phatso to read if/once his application is accepted.

[Paul]

Because he spells Fat with a PH

[J_Th4ng]

Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in Greece?
A: With a Crowbar

[Onyx]

I get confused when he takes his shirt off....

[flycatchr]

I get confused when he takes his shirt off....

so do i

[baselineac]

you only get 2 types of greek men:
1. oh my ,he is a greek god!!!
2. oh my god, he is a greek

[flycatchr]

You know you're Greek when

1) You're 165cm can bench press 150kg, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother shouts at you.

2) Your uncle owns a restaurant, has millions in the bank, but still drives a '76 Mercedes Benz.

3) You share a bathroom with your five brothers, have no money, but drive a brand new 3 series BMW, if you're really bad you've got an M3.

4) Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives.

5) You have at least one relative that has done something that would require the SAP to investigate.

6) Your two best friends are your cousin and brother-in-law's brother-in-law.

7) You're a VIP at more than 3 dance clubs.

8) Despite the hair on your back, you still try to impress the ladies by wearing your "Just Do Me" shirt to socials.

9) At least five of your cousins live in your suburb.

10) All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.

[AuRoRa]

Because he got all my questions wrong


A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

[s3xy_j0nny]

Why Phatso is a d00s:

1. He didn't organise strippers for the grrr braai (and let's face it, we all know he could have...)

2. It took him this fkin long to apply for membership.

3. He didn't go and dive into the FiB guys when they were posing for their 'we-is-the-lekkerest-clan-in-ve-wereld' photos at rAge when we told him to.

Otherwise, he's ok.

[Megageth]

Because he promises to put out with even asking for sweeties.