Application to join Grrr OFFICIALLY

[Phatso]

Good day Grrrbians.

Name : Johnny Romanos
Nick : Phatso
Sex : 3-10 times a week.
Sexual preference : (intoxication level dependant)
Height : 1.79m
Length : (wouldn't you love to know)
Favourite food : anything that i can eat off your tummy...
Favourite celeb : Paul
Favourite game genre : FPS / RPG
Previous Grrr experiences : Lee made love to me once. I smoked a bat with a couple of you. And got MASHED TILL 4AM.
(oh ye, I played in your AGASA team)

So now that the minor details are out the way, I really wanna say that I feel like you guys n gals are the type of people I want to associate myself with. You have the TLC of a family, the fun level akin to that of a group of football hooligans and can compete in pretty much any game at any level.

I always admired Grrr as a clan, and rAge this year most definitely sealed the deal for me. I love you guys!

I hereby would like to represent the clan in all games going forward, have access to your forums, not get tjooned "hey dude, join already", and most importantly be a part of this WASSUM group of people.

So, shall we amalgamate and make really intelligent (you guys) and REALLY GOOD LOOKING (me), kids

[SlipperyDuck]

ZOMG
nyx:
arty:

[SlipperyDuck]

The formalities are to answer important questions before being taken to the tribal councel for a decision. So here goes:

What five letter English word does not change its pronunciation when four letters are taken away?
Answer: ....

and

What is full of holes yet can still hold water ?
Answer: ....

[Paul]

OK firstly, who the fuck are you?

Secondily I saw no mention of having absolute distain for j0nny, it is prerequiste to hate that mother fucker in order to qualify for membership.

Oh and seeing as we are a new South African clan we will require a monetary bribe to , well, grease the wheels

[s3xy_j0nny]

WTF??!

No ways I started this clan to let Greeks in. We already let a Porra join - that's enough Mediterranean Monkey for any clan.


Questions:

1. How much do you hate Paul, and what does your hatred make you want to do to him?

2. Who were the original 5 members of [grrr]?

[J_Th4ng]

Now that's what I'm talking about.

I knew you couldn't resist the Hawtness!!

It seems that keeping Mikey and Base away from rAge this year has paid off...

[AuRoRa]

Phatso ... i wondered when this would happen!

So in true grrr style , lets start wiff some questions for u!

1.) what is the main ingredient in a home-made :atomic:?

2.) can water freeze , but never become ice?

3.)what is ADX Florence?

4.) What does the priest say when gay people get married " i now pronounce u .......?"

5.) By your defenition , what does the words Acanthobothrium zimmeri and a la Myrmekiaphila neilyoungi mean.. no googling on this one....

[Megageth]

The 5 original grrr members... I can help with that one.
There was Posh grrr, Sporty grrr... whats the blonde one called...

I might fire in a question or 2 later, I see you have a few testers already.

[Phatso]

I like this. No sissy "welcome doll!" BS... Just bombardment of questions
You guys could have picked easier questions...

What five letter English word does not change its pronunciation when four letters are taken away? easy one... queue

What is full of holes yet can still hold water ? a sponge?

Hatred of Paul? Wrong guy, i'm a lover... not a hater... (yes, i know its "lover not fighter..")

Who were the original 5 members of [grrr]? Mega, lee, j0nno, Drag.. hmm... Jimmy Hendrix?

what is the main ingredient in a home-made explosive? soap

can water freeze , but never become ice? define freeze. as in change from solid to liquid -> no. as in motion to stationary -> yes

what is ADX Florence? Soz... A football team? j/k.. no idea

What does the priest say when gay people get married " i now pronounce u .......?"Paul and j0nno

By your defenition , what does the words Acanthobothrium zimmeri and a la Myrmekiaphila neilyoungi mean.. No googling... Acanth... - reptile of sorts? and Myrmek - something, love and Neil Young?


How did I do!!?!!?!? Do I WIN SEKZ?!

[Onyx]

At last! I KNEW you just couldn't resist our unique charm, zest for life and love for anything 'special'.

Now for a question or 2:

1. What are 5 things you never ever ever (ever) say to a woman.

2. Describe each one of us, using only 1 word.