There was a wannabe Ninja named Stu Who gave Kalgat a short story to do But his creative thoughts they went whoosh Just like his tags out there in the bush And that is why Paul is a douche
Very nice, but know that Fly will be along soon to critique you limerick structure and rhyming...
Grrr's old man Fly was not limerick shy so kalgat listen to that cause thats not bad for a white guy
Q1 : How did the game go
Paul: Paul : Those fucking dipshit hackers came at us like a bull trying to ram a Spaniard in tights
Paul: "Firstly they went on and on and on about UAC! Fuck UAC! UAC ain't nothing, why you niggas questioning my honour? Is it because I am black?"
Paul: "Then they came to a knife fight with a sword! A sword I tell you! Those limp wristed fools need a sword to counter act our brilliance"
Paul: "Didn't matter though, even though we lost the knife fight we still go the maps we wanted,nooooooobs!"
Paul: "After that I didn't concentrate much because I busy getting blown by all of the PewPew guys mom's"
Paul: "Even one of the sisters wanted to join in and I was all like Bitch please, you need to go practise first"
Paul: ANd that boys and girls is how you mother fucking answer a mother fucking question!
Thor_23 wrote:Also late to the party. Not sure if I am duplicating questions:
1. Who's mom in the clan is the HAWTEST? 2. What would be your best response if I asked you how my kids are doing? (provided you/me have any ) 3. Why does phats want to know if everyone is:"even lifting"? 4. Think of a dutch nickname (like brakepad or fin-ice) with a punch line for j0nny
1. None, they are all sacred cows and besides i'm not into GILF's
2. Great now that i've trained them to walk upright
3. In case he needs to order more "natural" supplements from his dealer to keep up
4. Being English im absolutley fucking stumped on this one