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J_Th4ng
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Post by J_Th4ng »

kalgat wrote:How about a limerick instead?

There was a wannabe Ninja named Stu
Who gave Kalgat a short story to do
But his creative thoughts they went whoosh
Just like his tags out there in the bush
And that is why Paul is a douche


Very nice, but know that Fly will be along soon to critique you limerick structure and rhyming...
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Dragonne wrote:Very nice, but know that Fly will be along soon to critique you limerick structure and rhyming...

mwaHAHAHAHAAHA

IF that is your first limerick then I wont be too harsh :)
just to mention that the 3rd and 4th lines are supposed to be shorter .......
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a naked chap with very strange nick
tried real hard to write a limerick
failed so hard
what a tard
and he dont even have a big dick

and that's how its done kalgat :)
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Post by Morphza »

flycatchr wrote:a naked chap with very strange nick
tried real hard to write a limerick
failed so hard
what a tard
and he dont even have a big dick

and that's how its done kalgat :)
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Do you have a little rappers dance to go with it?
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Post by BadA$$jack »

Grrr's old man Fly
was not limerick shy
so kalgat
listen to that
cause thats not bad for a white guy
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Q1 : How did the game go
Paul: Paul : Those fucking dipshit hackers came at us like a bull trying to ram a Spaniard in tights
Paul: "Firstly they went on and on and on about UAC! Fuck UAC! UAC ain't nothing, why you niggas questioning my honour? Is it because I am black?"
Paul: "Then they came to a knife fight with a sword! A sword I tell you! Those limp wristed fools need a sword to counter act our brilliance"
Paul: "Didn't matter though, even though we lost the knife fight we still go the maps we wanted,nooooooobs!"
Paul: "After that I didn't concentrate much because I busy getting blown by all of the PewPew guys mom's"
Paul: "Even one of the sisters wanted to join in and I was all like Bitch please, you need to go practise first"
Paul: ANd that boys and girls is how you mother fucking answer a mother fucking question!
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Post by J_Th4ng »

BadA$$jack wrote:Grrr's old man Fly
was not limerick shy
so kalgat
listen to that
cause that not bad for a white guy


Must.Try.Harder
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Post by kalgat »

flycatchr wrote:a naked chap with very strange nick
tried real hard to write a limerick
failed so hard
what a tard
and he dont even have a big dick

and that's how its done kalgat :)
(6 minutes)


The master at work!

My biggest problem was finding the rhyme for Douche, i had swoosh, whoosh and Touche...
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Post by Stu »

All appropriate word selections!

Questions:

What is the average velocity of a sparrow carrying a coconut?
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Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless against a ninja.
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Post by kalgat »

Thor_23 wrote:Also late to the party. Not sure if I am duplicating questions:

1. Who's mom in the clan is the HAWTEST?
2. What would be your best response if I asked you how my kids are doing? (provided you/me have any :p )
3. Why does phats want to know if everyone is:"even lifting"?
4. Think of a dutch nickname (like brakepad or fin-ice) with a punch line for j0nny


1. None, they are all sacred cows and besides i'm not into GILF's
2. Great now that i've trained them to walk upright
3. In case he needs to order more "natural" supplements from his dealer to keep up
4. Being English im absolutley fucking stumped on this one
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Post by kalgat »

Stu wrote:All appropriate word selections!

Questions:

What is the average velocity of a sparrow carrying a coconut?


African or European?

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