Jokes of the Day

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baselineac
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TITANIC....50 years on

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best ad EVER

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There are sooooo many... too many.
Here's a few.



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My favourite one... :crackup:

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The irony is that, at that range, the RPG delivers purely bludgeoning damage.
They wont detonate at point-blank... probably for Jamaal and his ilk's benefit.
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First celebrity swine flu fatality

(don't act so surprised... you all knew this one was coming)


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Legendary...

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From the darkness you must fall
Failed and weak, to darkness all.
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The new BMW Compact...


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A new supermarket opened in Umhlanga. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk shelves hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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