Jokes of the Day
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baselineac
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baselineac
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SoSheOhPathix
Re: Jokes of the Day
There are sooooo many... too many.
Here's a few.
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Here's a few.
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SoSheOhPathix
Re: Jokes of the Day
The irony is that, at that range, the RPG delivers purely bludgeoning damage.
They wont detonate at point-blank... probably for Jamaal and his ilk's benefit.
They wont detonate at point-blank... probably for Jamaal and his ilk's benefit.
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SoSheOhPathix
Re: Jokes of the Day
First celebrity swine flu fatality
(don't act so surprised... you all knew this one was coming)
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(don't act so surprised... you all knew this one was coming)
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s3xy_j0nny
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Re: Jokes of the Day
Legendary...
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From the darkness you must fall
Failed and weak, to darkness all.
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SoSheOhPathix
Re: Jokes of the Day
A new supermarket opened in Umhlanga. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk shelves hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
When you pass the milk shelves hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.



