Introducing myself

[Stu]

2. Oh man, you have no search function or wiki on this site. How can I cheat without the right tools! This is just cruel!
Ok, absolutely random shot in the dark... you SJ. Yeah, I'm wrong, but I'm trying to suck up here. Can I get a cookie at least?

WAT WAT!!!!

I AM NINJA!!!!! If you notice the aptly named emoticon ' ' would refer to me the clan resident Ninja if you need smoke I'm your guy... Get it wrong next time and I'll cut your fucking head off!

But enough about me...

Questions

1. Who is the resident clan douche? He/She is also referred to as a box...

2. What was the first territory that Japan annexed in the early 1800's / 1900's?

3. What would be the most interesting conversation you have ever had and why?

4. The lesser of which evil... McDonald's or KFC?

[Paul]

Stu, you are a retard!

[Stu]

Stu, you are a retard!

I will KILL YOU! its just a matter of when...

[Paul]

Stu, you are a retard!

I will KILL YOU! its just a matter of when...

When I am 90 and on my death bed, you might have a chance

[Megageth]

Enough of the derail pls, back on topic asb!

[pmurgs]

Phatso's questions:

1. Well... I "hit" (using your slang) the internet to find some answers and these seemed most tempting for me to post:

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phat_%28comics%29:
Phat (William Robert "Billy-Bob" Reilly) is an openly gay fictional character, a mutant in the Marvel Universe. He was created by Peter Milligan and Mike Allred in X-Force vol. 1 #117 (2001). ...

From http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phat
Phat does mean Pretty Hot And Tempting, like the other definitions say. The problem with "phat" is that it is no longer in really. It has kind of phased out and is mostly used by wannabes, lowerclassmen in high school, or middle schoolers. It is now considered a slang faux pas. I wouldn't use it if I was you.

2. Jessica Alba

3. Oh now you've given me a question that you expect a certain answer, so of course, I'm happy not to oblige. Problem is she's married and I do have some morales, so no, I wouldn't even though I'd want to.

4. Music... I don't listen to music so much anymore as I did when I was younger. Don't feel the need to have something else create a mood for me. I do just fine with my mood on my own. But I do like to listen to girls who can sing well, that does it for me. If pushed to choose, I like rave music. Guess thats a hangover from when I used to rave.

5. ignore the "p", just go with "mergs" and I'll be happy otherwise "pee-mergs" will do. Hmm, never really thought about it before and now that I do... "pee-"... hmm, thanks for that Phatso. Really appreciate it... not!

Oh, and going back to Dragonne's questions... specifically #3 about the naughty nurse and her food speciality... I'm going to have to change my answer too Onyx after seeing her forum signature and to chocolate chip cookies.

[pmurgs]

Ok, Onyx's questions

1. What did you want to be while you were growing up?

A fighter pilot. I would of loved the adrenaline rush, from flying a jet at highspeed high above the ground. Of course due to me being short sighted, there's no way I'd ever pass the application process. Although heights do make me nervous, I think I would be able to do it, as I have jumped out of a plane twice before and it wasn't so bad and the adrenaline rush was awesome.

2. Have you ever had an embarrassing moment? If yes, what was it?

Of course I've had those, but due to the nature of those types of events, there's no way I'm going to admit to them or dredge them up from the past. If you want to catch me in an embarassing situation, your just going to have to keep your eyes and ears peeled when I'm around.

3. Which do you prefer: choc chip cookies or a melted cheese sarmie.

Hmmm, chocolate and cheese, both the food of the gods. But im not the greatest fan of sarmies and although I'd prefer a chocolate chocolate chip-cookie, I'd still go with a regular chocolate chip cookie when presented with your two choices.

[s3xy_j0nny]

1. Well... I "hit" (using your slang) the internet to find some answers and these seemed most tempting for me to post:

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phat_%28comics%29:
Phat (William Robert "Billy-Bob" Reilly) is an openly gay fictional character, a mutant in the Marvel Universe. He was created by Peter Milligan and Mike Allred in X-Force vol. 1 #117 (2001). ...

From http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phat
Phat does mean Pretty Hot And Tempting, like the other definitions say. The problem with "phat" is that it is no longer in really. It has kind of phased out and is mostly used by wannabes, lowerclassmen in high school, or middle schoolers. It is now considered a slang faux pas. I wouldn't use it if I was you.

Oh! SNAP!

[Megageth]

You might have just bought Sexy_jonny's vote but it was probably at the expense of Phatso's.

[J_Th4ng]

You might have just bought Sexy_jonny's vote but it was probably at the expense of Phatso's.

I think he's bought EVERYONE's vote at the expense of Phatso's