A guy walks up to his friend and asks, "If you go camping with a friend, you both end up getting wasted and you wake up with a condom in your ass the next morning, would you tell anyone?
His friend replies that he wouldn't tell a soul.
"So you wanna go camping?"
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Re: Jokes of the Day
hilariousgenocide wrote:A guy walks up to his friend and asks, "If you go camping with a friend, you both end up getting wasted and you wake up with a condom in your ass the next morning, would you tell anyone?
His friend replies that he wouldn't tell a soul.
"So you wanna go camping?"
Where have I heard this before?
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SlipperyDuck
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it is not a secret that GRRR Squad members are required to go camping before acceptance to the clan. There have been no complaints as yet, truth be told, many more camping trips are planned thereafter after much enjoyment..... Come camp with us, you will not be disappointed
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[quote="NiteShade "]
Whoa, Onyx !! I hope you haven't gone "camping" the grrr guys!!! ]
*phew* luckily not
(Yup, they checked me out first.... didn't make the grade 
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Whoa, Onyx !! I hope you haven't gone "camping" the grrr guys!!! ]
*phew* luckily not
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Re: Jokes of the Day
A bear and a rabbit are having a walk and talk in the forest one day. The bear's had quite a big breakfast, and after 30 mins walking, he decides he's going to have to take a dump. The rabbit reckons now's as good a time as any for that sort of thing, and says he'll join the bear so they can carry on their discussion. So the bear and the rabbit are busily chatting and laying brown cable when the bear looks around and asks the rabbit in a conspiratorial voice,
"Tell me, boet... do you have a problem with shit getting stuck in your fur?"
The rabbit thinks for a second then says,
"Nope."
The bear looks quite puzzled and then asks again,
"Really? You don't have a problem with getting shit stuck in your fur?"
The rabbit's like,
"No, dude, I got no problem with that!"
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with it.
"Tell me, boet... do you have a problem with shit getting stuck in your fur?"
The rabbit thinks for a second then says,
"Nope."
The bear looks quite puzzled and then asks again,
"Really? You don't have a problem with getting shit stuck in your fur?"
The rabbit's like,
"No, dude, I got no problem with that!"
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with it.
From the darkness you must fall
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scicopathix
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A little girl walks into the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is
reading the paper.
"Where does poo come from?" she asks. The father, feeling a little
perturbed that his five-year-old daughter is already asking difficult
questions, thinks for a moment and says, "Well you know we just ate breakfast?"
"Yes," answers the girl.
"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the
good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is
poo."
The little girl looks shocked, stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds then asks, "And Tigger?"
reading the paper.
"Where does poo come from?" she asks. The father, feeling a little
perturbed that his five-year-old daughter is already asking difficult
questions, thinks for a moment and says, "Well you know we just ate breakfast?"
"Yes," answers the girl.
"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the
good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is
poo."
The little girl looks shocked, stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds then asks, "And Tigger?"
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I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`.
Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...................
So I told her to fuck off.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`.
Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...................
So I told her to fuck off.
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Drag you could see that punch line come from a mile away but I still canned my self, I love being a men 
