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Jokes of the Day
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SoSheOhPathix
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SCIENCE
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more
than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Brit's, in the weeks that followed, an American
archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story
published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding
traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors
already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years
earlier than the British".
One week later, the Cape Times, in South Africa, reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Thabazimbi, South
Africa, Lucky Simelane, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he
found absolutely *#@*- all (aziko). Lucky has therefore concluded that 250
years ago, Africa had already gone wireless."
Just makes you bloody proud to be from Africa!
It could also mean that 250 years ago, Africans were already stealing copper cabling...
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more
than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Brit's, in the weeks that followed, an American
archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story
published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding
traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors
already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years
earlier than the British".
One week later, the Cape Times, in South Africa, reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Thabazimbi, South
Africa, Lucky Simelane, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he
found absolutely *#@*- all (aziko). Lucky has therefore concluded that 250
years ago, Africa had already gone wireless."
Just makes you bloody proud to be from Africa!
It could also mean that 250 years ago, Africans were already stealing copper cabling...
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s3xy_j0nny
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Re: Jokes of the Day
An Afrikaans guy decides to go out on the pull and look for a one night stand at a bar. He sits suiping Klippies and coke at the bar for an entire evening, trying his luck wiff any chicks what will listen. After failing miserably the entire night, he is finishing up his last drink when the barmaid comes over to him and invites him back to her place for 'coffee'. Excited at this unexpected success so late in the night, he eagerly agrees and follows her outside after she finishes closing up. As they are walking through the parking lot together, she leans close to him and whispers "Just so you know, there's one small problem: I'm on my menstrual cycle." He replies "No problem - I'll follow you wiff my bakkie..."
From the darkness you must fall
Failed and weak, to darkness all.
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SlipperyDuck
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I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.
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I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.
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