gr@v1ty wrote:Relating to Eryx... an eye opener of what 1 shot can do to a tank...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ARjuTKdiIk&NR=1
I would hate to be in that tank!
Jokes of the Day
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Bloed_lus
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I would hate to be in that tank!
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[quote]Hi,
Anyone interested in the following post must send their cv's:
I have sent mine for the Minister of Entertainment.
- SA President
- Vice president
- Finance Minister
- Defence and Safety Minister
- 9 other various cabinet post also vacant
- Experience not essential training will be provided e-mail your cv's tomailto: ? subject= & body=mailto: ? subject= & body=
- Goodluck my friends
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Anyone interested in the following post must send their cv's:
I have sent mine for the Minister of Entertainment.
- SA President
- Vice president
- Finance Minister
- Defence and Safety Minister
- 9 other various cabinet post also vacant
- Experience not essential training will be provided e-mail your cv's to
- Goodluck my friends
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Bloed_lus
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Marriage Counseling
A husband and wife went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade, listing each and every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
She went on and on. Neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, a long list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their quarter century of marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist stood up, walked around his desk and, asking the wife to stand, embraced her and kissed her passionately on the mouth.
The woman shut up and, in a daze, quietly sat down. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least seven times a week. Do you think you can do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, doc, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on the other days, I play golf."
A husband and wife went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade, listing each and every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
She went on and on. Neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, a long list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their quarter century of marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist stood up, walked around his desk and, asking the wife to stand, embraced her and kissed her passionately on the mouth.
The woman shut up and, in a daze, quietly sat down. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least seven times a week. Do you think you can do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, doc, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on the other days, I play golf."
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SlipperyDuck
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Some tips for the battlefield:
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I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.
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I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.
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SlipperyDuck
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Oh and Stu, I found your Cat:
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Bloed_lus
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Eating Pennies
One evening, my husband and I heard sobbing coming from our three-year-old, Billy's, room. We found him crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind.
Desperate to calm him, my husband palmed a penny he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to pull it from Billy's ear.
Billy was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from my husband's hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully, "Do it again, Dad!"
One evening, my husband and I heard sobbing coming from our three-year-old, Billy's, room. We found him crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind.
Desperate to calm him, my husband palmed a penny he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to pull it from Billy's ear.
Billy was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from my husband's hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully, "Do it again, Dad!"
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Bloed_lus
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It's Magic
A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet and instructs the guy to hit him as hard as possible on the head.
The magician then proceeds to put his head down on a wooden block.
The man shrugs his shoulders and takes a mighty swing.
Three years later, the magician wakes up from a coma in the hospital and goes, "Taa Daa!"
A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet and instructs the guy to hit him as hard as possible on the head.
The magician then proceeds to put his head down on a wooden block.
The man shrugs his shoulders and takes a mighty swing.
Three years later, the magician wakes up from a coma in the hospital and goes, "Taa Daa!"
