Jokes of the Day

[flycatchr]

LOL Fly I know it is a scam (most probably nigerian) that's why I posted it.

sycho: sycho:

[Paul]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8

[gr@v1ty]

I'm sure other countries have dumb people too! Just says what a great place USA must be if their DUMBEST citizens have access to cameras. I don't think the SA 'dumbest' citizens have access to cameras, or the whole world would be laughing at us. Because our standards aren't as high as the Americans, we get away with it. Unfortunately, its because of this situation rather than the person that we regard Americans as dumb. People like that are an embarrassment for their education system tho.

One of many responses from Americans regarding their compatriot:

I can tell you that there were rainbows in sprinklers over 30 years ago and I'm younger than she is.

Really does make you think that having a HS diploma might not be a bad idea for letting people vote. Because you just know her offspring are probably in Iraq killing anyone they can get away with as "payback for 9/11!"

Stupid people scare the crap out of me.

[PiRho]

FAIL!


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[PiRho]

More FAIL!
I just wish the pool one had been video footage...


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[gr@v1ty]

The pool one was an overlay tho Can see the reflection of a bright blue pool on his back.
They could have saved a lot of photo-shopping by just getting some kid to do that for real... they just had to offer some sweeties

[Bloed_lus]

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continued playing standing up.

Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who is going to tell his wife?"

They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one.

They tell him to use good judgment, be discreet and be gentle. Don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet?" he asked. "I'll be the most discreet person you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Just leave it to me."

So, Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the door.

The wife answers and asks what he wants. Goldberg declares, "Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home."

"Tell him to drop dead!" she yells.

"I'll go tell him," says Goldberg.

[Thor_23]

check this one out ...
I laughed so hard everyone in my office was like WTF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZPOfwVhokI

[gr@v1ty]

Relating to Eryx... an eye opener of what 1 shot can do to a tank...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ARjuTKdiIk&NR=1

[J_Th4ng]

Awesome ad, with or without Phil Collins...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzFRV1LwIo