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Jokes of the Day
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SlipperyDuck
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How to prepare to win a clan match, eat:
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I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.
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I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.
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Bloed_lus
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SlipperyDuck wrote:How to prepare to win a clan match, eat:
Damn! We don't have it in SA!
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Bloed_lus
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.
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Bloed_lus
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What's Coming Next? (Copied from an email, really dof neighbour!)
I was setting up a large, cast aluminum, decorative sundial in my yard that I had purchased from a garden catalog.
A neighbor, an old Florida fellow, was leaning on the fence watching my progress and asked, "What the heck's that for?"
I explained, "It's a sundial. See, the sun will hit that small triangular spike and cast a shadow on the face of the sundial. Then, as the sun moves across the sky, the shadow also moves across the calibrated dial, enabling a person to determine the correct time."
My neighbor shook his head and muttered, "Huh, what will they think of next?!"
I was setting up a large, cast aluminum, decorative sundial in my yard that I had purchased from a garden catalog.
A neighbor, an old Florida fellow, was leaning on the fence watching my progress and asked, "What the heck's that for?"
I explained, "It's a sundial. See, the sun will hit that small triangular spike and cast a shadow on the face of the sundial. Then, as the sun moves across the sky, the shadow also moves across the calibrated dial, enabling a person to determine the correct time."
My neighbor shook his head and muttered, "Huh, what will they think of next?!"
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s3xy_j0nny
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Re: Jokes of the Day
heh heh
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From the darkness you must fall
Failed and weak, to darkness all.
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SlipperyDuck
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Re: Jokes of the Day
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I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.
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I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.
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Bloed_lus
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Today, I picked up my mother-in-law at the airport.
She's getting a little up there. She's at the age where she doesn't remember things too well.
So, when I saw her, I said, "Thanks for coming. Have a nice flight!"
She's getting a little up there. She's at the age where she doesn't remember things too well.
So, when I saw her, I said, "Thanks for coming. Have a nice flight!"