Jokes of the Day

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I bet they don't print half of that! :rofl:
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"Don't get advice from Sarie Magazine" :rofl:
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I just came a little, "must go to bathroom" LEGEND - absolute LEGEND
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:crackup: I hope that those moms who will read the article will be even more confused than ever.

If they stopped sitting around having teaparties and 'skinnering' about each other and rather get involved without prejudice, these questions would not need to be asked. More than this I will not say.

Great answers, Geth. :)
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You'll be horrified to see what the editor does with that interview.
I did one for a Safety and Security magazine. It was completely different to what was actually said. Sure, evertything they printed, I said. But the context was way off.
Hopefully Sarie are less sensationalist, and have a little more integrity.
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I game them a random nic to use and said unless they get my signature on a pre-print copy they cant use my name. I have little faith in the journalistic integrity of Sarie magazine employees. They are going to translate it to Afrikaans to start off with, then no doubt cut, move, paste my wisdom into whatever they want their readers to see.
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Man, when is playboy going to interview me!
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Megageth wrote:paste my wisdom into whatever they want their readers to see.

Like the stars they used to put on Scope pictures?
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Candidate wrote:Man, when is playboy going to interview me!


When you shave your man-boobs.
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Megageth wrote:
Candidate wrote:Man, when is playboy going to interview me!


When you shave your man-boobs.


I take offense to that, they are shaved
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