Here I are!!!!!!

[SlipperyDuck]

Dirk. Awesome to see the application mate, it's about bloody time!!

I only have one question for you, but I think you'll like it:

Please explain, in essay format (no less than 300 words), why the Stormers are the best franchise rugby team in South Africa, and why they are going to win the Super 14.

I'm gonna do this in both english & afrikaans so everybody understands.
Ok well here we go..

Why the Stormers are the best franchise in SA rugby & the 2010 Super 14 champs by Leppy

The Stormers started there 2010 Super 14 on a great note and will be crowned as this years champs. Many great changes came there way this year after last season with Luke Watson(drol) hanging up his boots and Schalk Burger taking over as captain. The other good thing that came the Stormers way was Brian Habana. He is a leg-end and only time will tell if it's gonna stay that way, but thus far he lived up to expectation. The Stormers have to thank the Bulls for creating such a good player tho. They are also the most succesfull team in terms of conceding the least points and tries. So the road is open for the Stormers and there is no way that they will not been crowned in this years competition.
Blah,Blah,Blah......................

Die Stormers het hierdie jaar se super 14 op n redelikke plus begin en sal die jaar as die kampijoene gekroon word(nie). Baie positiewe veranderinge het die jaar hulle pad gekom na laas jaar se seisoen met Luke Watson(poephol) wat sy skoene opgehang het en Schalk Burger wat oorgeneem het as kaptein. Die ander goeie ding wat die Stormers se pad gekom het was Brian Habana. Hy is n leg-ende en net tyd sal toon of dit so sal bly, maar tot dus ver het hy dit bewys. In die ander hand moet die Stormers op hulle knee gaan en die Bulle se voete soen omdat hulle so goeie speler gekweek het. Hulle is ook die span wat die minste punte vrygestaan het en sal kak as hulle die Bulle teekom.So die pad is toe vir die Stormers en daar is geen manier in hell dat hulle laas jaar se kampijoene sal wen nie.
Blah,Blah,Blah....................

As a final word to the great Stormers team........
As n finale woord vir die wonderlikke Stormers span.........

Good luk and have fun. May the force be with you...............
Julle gaan kak en sal nie in die finaal wees nie.................

Sheesh, the correct answer was "NO! I don't lie"

[L3pr3c4un]

Fantasties !!!

Lep, we've known each other for ages... And its good to have you apply to join [grrr]. Finally! as many of us have said!

Answer the riddle's below.

- A man was driving to work and he heard some terrible news on the radio. He rushed to the office ran up the stairs turned on a light and then shot himself. What was his profession and why did he shoot himself?

-Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?

-A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

1) Maybe a lighthouse operator. He had to much to dop the night before & forgot to turn on the light causing a ship to sink.
2) Counterfeit money I'll have to say.
3) The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it and hung it up to dry.
Then they went for a lekka chow & had a quicky before turning in for the night.

[L3pr3c4un]

Dirk. Awesome to see the application mate, it's about bloody time!!

I only have one question for you, but I think you'll like it:

Please explain, in essay format (no less than 300 words), why the Stormers are the best franchise rugby team in South Africa, and why they are going to win the Super 14.

I'm gonna do this in both english & afrikaans so everybody understands.
Ok well here we go..

Why the Stormers are the best franchise in SA rugby & the 2010 Super 14 champs by Leppy

The Stormers started there 2010 Super 14 on a great note and will be crowned as this years champs. Many great changes came there way this year after last season with Luke Watson(drol) hanging up his boots and Schalk Burger taking over as captain. The other good thing that came the Stormers way was Brian Habana. He is a leg-end and only time will tell if it's gonna stay that way, but thus far he lived up to expectation. The Stormers have to thank the Bulls for creating such a good player tho. They are also the most succesfull team in terms of conceding the least points and tries. So the road is open for the Stormers and there is no way that they will not been crowned in this years competition.
Blah,Blah,Blah......................

Die Stormers het hierdie jaar se super 14 op n redelikke plus begin en sal die jaar as die kampijoene gekroon word(nie). Baie positiewe veranderinge het die jaar hulle pad gekom na laas jaar se seisoen met Luke Watson(poephol) wat sy skoene opgehang het en Schalk Burger wat oorgeneem het as kaptein. Die ander goeie ding wat die Stormers se pad gekom het was Brian Habana. Hy is n leg-ende en net tyd sal toon of dit so sal bly, maar tot dus ver het hy dit bewys. In die ander hand moet die Stormers op hulle knee gaan en die Bulle se voete soen omdat hulle so goeie speler gekweek het. Hulle is ook die span wat die minste punte vrygestaan het en sal kak as hulle die Bulle teekom.So die pad is toe vir die Stormers en daar is geen manier in hell dat hulle laas jaar se kampijoene sal wen nie.
Blah,Blah,Blah....................

As a final word to the great Stormers team........
As n finale woord vir die wonderlikke Stormers span.........

Good luk and have fun. May the force be with you...............
Julle gaan kak en sal nie in die finaal wees nie.................

Sheesh, the correct answer was "NO! I don't lie"

LOL that would've taken out the fun I had last night.
Was in the groove!!!!!!!!!!

[Stu]

Fantasties !!!

Lep, we've known each other for ages... And its good to have you apply to join [grrr]. Finally! as many of us have said!

Answer the riddle's below.

- A man was driving to work and he heard some terrible news on the radio. He rushed to the office ran up the stairs turned on a light and then shot himself. What was his profession and why did he shoot himself?

-Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?

-A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

1) Maybe a lighthouse operator. He had to much to dop the night before & forgot to turn on the light causing a ship to sink.
2) Counterfeit money I'll have to say.
3) The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it and hung it up to dry.
Then they went for a lekka chow & had a quicky before turning in for the night.

lol + 1 to google skillz !!!

if you could drive any vechile what would it be and why?

[Paul]

I am gone for a day and all hell breaks loose, who opened the gate too the Zoo?

OK this is relatively simple from each of the following your are only allowed to pick one. I will send the results to some scientist type guys who will be able to help me identity whether your are suitable too join me in my murder spree the clan

1. Ferrari or Mclaren
2. Black or Blue
3. In the face or in the stomach
4. j0nny is a douche or j0nny is an asshar


More questions to follow

[L3pr3c4un]

Fantasties !!!

Lep, we've known each other for ages... And its good to have you apply to join [grrr]. Finally! as many of us have said!

Answer the riddle's below.

- A man was driving to work and he heard some terrible news on the radio. He rushed to the office ran up the stairs turned on a light and then shot himself. What was his profession and why did he shoot himself?

-Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?

-A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

1) Maybe a lighthouse operator. He had to much to dop the night before & forgot to turn on the light causing a ship to sink.
2) Counterfeit money I'll have to say.
3) The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it and hung it up to dry.
Then they went for a lekka chow & had a quicky before turning in for the night.

lol + 1 to google skillz !!!

if you could drive any vechile what would it be and why?

I love my Beemers, so I'd love to have a spin in a M3,M5 or Mclaren F1.
But ultimatly an Ascari A10

[L3pr3c4un]

I am gone for a day and all hell breaks loose, who opened the gate too the Zoo?

OK this is relatively simple from each of the following your are only allowed to pick one. I will send the results to some scientist type guys who will be able to help me identity whether your are suitable too join me in my murder spree the clan

1. Ferrari or Mclaren
2. Black or Blue
3. In the face or in the stomach
4. j0nny is a douche or j0nny is an asshar


More questions to follow

1.Mclaren
2.Blue
3.Face
4.j0nny is an asshar

[s3xy_j0nny]

Ok, last question from me (and you're not allowed to ask Paul):

WTF is an 'asshar'?

[Ionflux]

WTF is an 'asshar'?

Imho its a mix between David Hasselhoff asshair and Chuck Norris pubes..

Yeah, yeah I know this is not my thread. '

[L3pr3c4un]

s3xy_j0nny ]
Ok, last question from me (and you're not allowed to ask Paul):

WTF is an 'asshar'?

Ok well Paul did not wanna tell me....Said it's too personal.
So I came up with my own conclution.
'asshar' has to be the only grey pube hair between Paul's sack and stinkhole!!