Weak, Paul.
Is that the best you can do?
Jokes of the Day
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SlipperyDuck
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Paul doesnt have anything he can do best- - -surely you've learnt this by now
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I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.
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baselineac
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Re: Jokes of the Day
Bob phones home to speak to his wife. The maid answers after a few rings.
She calmly says, "The madam is in bed with her boyfriend, she cannot talk now."
Bob gets furious. He tells her to open the safe, and take out the gun, shoot them both and return to the phone. He waits a few minutes... hears screaming... BANG!! BANG!! Then the worried voice of the maid returns to the phone, "How baas! What now baas?"
"Throw the gun in our pool... I'm on my way home."
"What pool, baas? We don't have a pool?"
She calmly says, "The madam is in bed with her boyfriend, she cannot talk now."
Bob gets furious. He tells her to open the safe, and take out the gun, shoot them both and return to the phone. He waits a few minutes... hears screaming... BANG!! BANG!! Then the worried voice of the maid returns to the phone, "How baas! What now baas?"
"Throw the gun in our pool... I'm on my way home."
"What pool, baas? We don't have a pool?"
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shaolintiger
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Re: Jokes of the Day
@ Scico yep its on for Friday just let me know where and what time
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shaolintiger
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Re: Jokes of the Day
ok ok I get it 
fftopic: back to jokes
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baselineac
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Re: Jokes of the Day
the punchline is......
the oke dialed the wrong number......as he owns a swimming pool and the people that got shot doesnt.................who is the moron that screwed up this joke..........hang on scrolling down.........ahhh gravy........idiot, please stick to playing bf2, as you suck at telling jokes
oh crap i forgot you suck at bf2 as well
you unrepented fucker upper of jokes
the oke dialed the wrong number......as he owns a swimming pool and the people that got shot doesnt.................who is the moron that screwed up this joke..........hang on scrolling down.........ahhh gravy........idiot, please stick to playing bf2, as you suck at telling jokes
oh crap i forgot you suck at bf2 as well
you unrepented fucker upper of jokes
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scicopathix
Re: Jokes of the Day
I got Gr@vs pathetic attempt at humour.... chop!
That was so old, it was probably braodcast on Highveld, as Jeremy Mansfields wifes 'original' last week.
That oke is such a clitoris...
That was so old, it was probably braodcast on Highveld, as Jeremy Mansfields wifes 'original' last week.
That oke is such a clitoris...
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baselineac
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Re: Jokes of the Day
scicopathix wrote:I got Gr@vs pathetic attempt at humour.... chop!
That was so old, it was probably braodcast on Highveld, as Jeremy Mansfields wifes 'original' last week.
That oke is such a clitoris...
what oke,
grav or mansfield?