Jokes of the Day

[Thor_23]

damm

[baselineac]

http://games.saix.net/bandwidthmeter/results.php?kbps=3457&downloadtime=7.109&KB=3000&recorded=1

lol
somebody dont like you dude
wtf is wrong wiff telkom

[scicopathix]

http://games.saix.net/bandwidthmeter/results.php?kbps=3457&downloadtime=7.109&KB=3000&recorded=1

lol
somebody dont like you dude
wtf is wrong wiff telkom

Lol. I wish I had that connection at home. Home line is totally dead, again.
This is at work!

[shaolintiger]

o dear apparently telkom is working on giving everybody wireless connections because of all the theft and other problems with adsl but i wouldnt hold my breath that it will be woking

[baselineac]

@scico
jeez dude im really sorry to hear that ..........dis sommer KAK
move to cape town, here we run many of plenty free ghost accounts and phillemon sitting at the telkom tech help desk dont know much. all you tell him is"hey phillemon do you see on your screen daai deng hy sê...bandwith throttle?
ja meneer ek sien hom
nou phillemon druk die fokken knoppie wat swietch hom af, en ek pos vir jou n papsak!
ok meneer ek druk hom
nou phillemon daai ding hy sê username en password
lees hom vir my
ok meneer, maar hy gaan jou kos...
hey fok jou!!! lees die goed en ek pos vir jou die papsak...en dis spesiaal late harvest
genuine meneer?
ja fok ...hoekom sal ek lieg vir jou
then you end it "dankie phillemon, o fok ek het vergeet om jou pos adres the vra ok goobaai.

im going to sleep ........................its been a loong day

[Paul]

I think you need to replace some of those "en"'s with "of"'s you damn illiterate bastard

[baselineac]

I think you need to replace some of those "en"'s with "of"'s you damn illiterate bastard

ai ai ai soete broekie,wie het jou siel so gemartel
ek weet dit moet uiters kak wees om so alleen deur die lewe te swoeg.
jy moet tog weet jesus is lief vir al sy skapies, JA jy ook

[shaolintiger]

well not to be rude but seeing most of you guys spelling and grammer I see I will fit in nicely in this forem "I can talk england very deliciously"

[scicopathix]

Don't make me start on you, boy! 

ps: Are we still going on the piss this Friday, Steve?

[Paul]

You are going to piss on Steve this Friday? Geez I knew you were sick but come on!!!