Ic3nFl4me
how could I have missed this!
Skou here are your questions...
- WHAT is your quest?
- WHAT is your favourite colour?
- WHAT is the average velocity of a sparrow?
Look forward to the answers...
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Hi Ic3nFl4me. What is my quest? Aah, for that you need my history, so here goes.
I’ve performed so many quests over the years, from having to carry a knight around to save a princess to carrying a soldier into the heat of battle. The one that I am most found off however refers to when me and my rider, whose name I have now forgotten, drove through the valley of Spielburg. Immediately when we arrived at the city's front gates, we’ve senses something was wrong. It turned out an evil ogress called Baba Yaga has cursed not only this beautiful 16 color land we were visiting but also the baron thereof.
Clearly, the valley of Spielburg is in need of a hero. My rider, the hero he believed himself to be, just could not pass up this opportunity to rid this land of Baba Yaga. The two of us started on our quest. We solved many puzzles, many riddles, fought off monsters and brigands, collected spell ingredients and helped some fairy-tale creatures. We even met a hermit and some funny creatures called Meeps.
Finally, after a long ordeal and lot of fighting, we’ve managed to win the hearts and minds of all the residents of Spielburg and defeated the evil Baba Yaga. My rider freed the baron’s daughter, Elsa von Spielburg, thus restoring peace and prosperity to the country side. The land was upgraded to 256 colour status, my rider was proclaimed The Hero, and I was given honor residence status in the baron’s stables. As such, my only quest now-a-days is to find the freshest hay I could and consume as much thereof as horse-ly as possible.
(ps, anybody want to guess what game the above was?)
WHAT is your favourite colour? It really depends on the situation but generally:
Red, since that is where the enemy is…
Brown, since that is what is left of the enemy when the arty hits.
WHAT is the average velocity of a sparrow? The average velocity at which Sparrow would travel is a function of the viscosity of sea water, the direction of the wind, and Sparrow’s calculation of the probability of hitting it off with Elizabeth Swann. Which based on the third film, is actually very freaken slow.
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gr@v1ty
A couple more...
- What is the bird of peace?
- What is the bird of true love?
The bird of peace just have to be the General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper. It is one of the only birds that could solve any conflict in any area by pin pointing exactly where problems exists which allows a commander to dispatch a special ops team, to resolve any misunderstanding.
The bird of true love just have to refer to that well aimed, perfectly dropped supply crate right next to a tank that is on the front line defending your last flag. Nothing else would come close.
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Th0r_23
If wallmart comes to sa do you think they will make money or have to leave empty handed?
If a fibre is broken, can you "lass" it?
what is pauls IQ?
are you from Durbanville?
If Wallmart were to come to South Africa, I think it will do extremely well in certain parts of the country, especially in places like Brandfort, Oranja, Bloemfontein, Vredenburg and a couple of others. In other areas of the country, I doubt that the Khaki clothes their associates wear will go down kindly.
If a fibre is broken, can you "lass" it?Unfortunately my experience is restricted to that of CAT5e and RJ45 connectors, can I mend those, hell yes. Unless you perhaps refer to the fibre of space, in which case only Schalk Burger can do that.
what is pauls IQ? Given my limited experience with Paul, it is very hard to gauge an accurate number here. However, I have previously consulted the man with the highest IQ in the world on this matter. At the stage he was doing extensive research into IQ and correlations with certain social behavior and social patterns. There is an awesome book in this regard, called the Bell Curve if you ever want to know more on this topic. Effectively, one could estimate another person’ IQ by merely observing certain trends. For instance, how well does this person make an argument? What is the person’s salary? Is this person near-sighted or far-sighted. This all correlate with IQ.
Given that I doubt Paul will share the above personal information with us, it becomes a tad more difficult to accurate assess his IQ, or the lack thereof as the case may be. Garth however suggested in this case, that one adopt a different approach, and that is to measure one’s communication skills and methods with the other person. For instance, people that are married, tend to have an IQ gap of less than 10 points. Your social circle, friends for instance, also tend to be within a 10 point range. At 20 point differences, one can still communicate very successfully with the other person. At a 30 point IQ difference communication still occurs but at this stage it tends to be one way. This is also evident in that you will hardly find any presidents with IQ’s higher than 30 points above that of the mass of the voting population. At 40 point difference, communication is really starting to break down completely to the point of non-existence. When the IQ differences reaches 50 points, then all communication has broken down and one tends to have very violent tendencies / whishes towards the other party.
Now, based on a normalized IQ test, the average IQ is 100 points. Given the distribution of IQ, a score of 132 points will equate to being in the top 2%. Now an IQ between 130 and 145 is considered Moderately Gifted, an IQ of 145 to 160 is considered Highly Gifted and so forth. On the low side of things, an IQ of between 70 and 85 is considered Borderline Mental Disability, whereas an IQ of between 55-70 is Mild Mental disability (or a moron). An IQ between 40 and 55 is classified as Moderate Mental Disability, leaving us with the only remaining one, 25 – 40 as severe mental disability or an imbecile.
Now, given the violent tendencies exhibited on the various forums towards Paul, and assuming the average IQ of this group is 110 (given the level of computer literacy etc) only one of two things will hold true. Either Paul has an IQ in excess of 160 and as such could be classified as an Exceptionally Gifted individual, or Paul has an IQ below 60 which will mean he suffers mild mental disability.
So, unfortunately, it is extremely difficult to determine if Paul is a genius which is unable to communicate with the rest of GRRR to such an extent that violence is the only resort, or if he is just a moron. I will leave that decision up to you.
are you from Durbanville?I currently stay there yes.
Adios
Skouperd
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