Jokes of the Day
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Three women, a brunette, redhead and blonde were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups.
The doctor asked the brunette, "In what position was the baby conceived ?"
"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.
The redhead was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", she answered.
"Then you will have a baby girl." said the doctor.
The blonde burst into tears.
"What's the matter ?" asked the doc.
"I think I'm going to have puppies!"
The doctor asked the brunette, "In what position was the baby conceived ?"
"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.
The redhead was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", she answered.
"Then you will have a baby girl." said the doctor.
The blonde burst into tears.
"What's the matter ?" asked the doc.
"I think I'm going to have puppies!"
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A blonde's favorite nursery rhyme... "Humpme Dumpme"
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s3xy_j0nny
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heh heh
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From the darkness you must fall
Failed and weak, to darkness all.
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I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.
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NiteShade
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Stolen from da BBH website: courtesy of Bounty and in honour of ArseNPhlegm (Jono is gonna have a fit!):
eonvrye that can raed this rsaie your hnad.
To my 'selected' strange-minded friends:
If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line.
Only great minds can read this
This is weird, but interesting!
If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too
Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it
eonvrye that can raed this rsaie your hnad.
To my 'selected' strange-minded friends:
If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line.
Only great minds can read this
This is weird, but interesting!
If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too
Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it
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Not sure if this would appeal to any of you or whether some of you even know about this site:
http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/0000/bastard03.php
http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/0000/bastard03.php
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SoSheOhPathix
Re: Jokes of the Day
BIO DATA
1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x
100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875
Тerabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5
terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby
being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x
100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875
Тerabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5
terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby
being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!