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[RussianElite.]

World problems, kids of today have no respect for their elder !!!!! You'll get whipped boy....

*1st World problems.. The only whipping happening here is when Jack gets whipped in BF, which happens everytime. So Ryle you bastard... Who would you trust to not fuck you at Rage when you drop the soap. Grant or Noms?

[Hubris]

Russian, you need Jesus in your life.

[NoMaD]

Russian, you need Jesus in your life.

true story

[s3xy_j0nny]

You tarts need to stop sexting each other in this thread and get on with some questions.

Ryle:
Question 1: Do you even lift?
Question 2: Do you have kids?
Question 3: McGregor or Aldo?

[Weresplicer]

Ok so to start answering the questions.
Name: Ryle Walter
Location: Pretoria
Occupation: Student (Biochemistry at Tuks)
Speciality: Parkinsons based AWP-shots
History: Started gaming online with COD MW2 and basically followed the COD franchise to Black Ops, then played a bunch of other non-competitve online games (Garrys mod,arma 2, shogun 2), for two years got into a bit of BF3 early on and then stayed with dota 2 for a while before moving over to CS GO
Future: Probably going to stick with CS GO for the forseeable future, i will stay play Dota from time to time, i am aware that this is a battlefield focused clan and will maybe look at the next battlefield after i get a system upgrade as my current setup is pretty much stone age technology
Membership fee: I am able to pay a R50 pm membership fee
Social events: I will definitely try to attend social events i am looking at organising going to RAGE this year just need to check my varsity schedule
Russians "question": Going to have to go with Noms on this one havent met Grant in person yet so not sure of his tendencies xD
Johnny's Questions: 1. Working on the lifitng
2. No kids the forever alone life picked me im afraid (also im 19)
3. Not sure what youre referring to so im just going to pick Aldo

[s3xy_j0nny]

Answers 1 and 2 are fine, but in future, the answer to question 3 is ALWAYS McGregor, regardless of the other name. Remember this, it may save your life one day.

[Weresplicer]

ill keep that in mind

[Morphza]

1) You have got to know Russian & Noms and the rest of the CS:GOne players... yet you are still wanting to sign up... what is wrong with you?
2) How much time do you have to donate to Clan "collection and Delivery" tasks?
3) How long is a piece of string?
4) What is your view on this - http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/CAecPfDUYAAqXBh.jpg
5) What have you heard about the Grrr Rage? and what are you most excited about?

[Weresplicer]

1) Probably an undiagnosed mental disorder if i had to guess.
2) Depends on what i have to collect and deliver
3) Twice as long as half its length
4) May the odds be ever in your favour Mr Spock, also Piccard>Kirk
5) That it may change/ shorten my life by several years, putting some faces to voices and getting to know the rest of the clan also copious amounts of alcohol

[Thor_23]

Hi,

Here is mine:

1. Who was the original founders of grrr?
2. Do you even beard-mo?
3. Who in this clan is considered a pro tree-diver? And would you take tree diving advise from them, should you find that you need to dive a tree?
4. If you get accepted. What is the traditional beverage that you will be consuming come rage?
5. With which current members will you associate the following nicks/descriptions:
* Poof-The_Magic_Dragqueen
* Handbag-Extraodanare
* A-weird-debben-guy
* :{(
* Earn-a-ho

You might have to fish around to get the answers to questions 1 and 3. Lucky for you, you already have contacts