Cold_razer application to join grrr :) :)

[Morphza]

kind, warm and fuzzy regards,
NoMnOm

Lies... so many lies!

[Cold_razer]

Hey Carel

Good to see you applied.

Welcome to the application process. You're going to get a flurry of questions, some making sense, and others complete nonsense.
Your job for the next few weeks (may be longer as its holiday times) is to answer as many as possible and make sure you spend some time in the TS channels chatting to the guys.

Everyone goes through this process. It ensures we only recruit people that fit into the [grrr] ethos.

Good luck take it easy, this isn't an overnight process nor a fly-by-night clan. We've been around for quite a bit of time
Remember, at the end of all of this, you need to want to be a part of the entire clan. That involves more than just gaming. We're a bit of a family. If you want to go your separate way, there is absolutely no harm in that.

Anyways, my questions!

1) Do you intend on playing games competitively in 2015. If so, what games?
2) You're quite a young chap. The average age of [grrr] is around 30 or so. What are your thoughts on this?
3) Are you easily offended? If so, by what? I ask up front because some of the things that get said in this clan have affected many a strong-willed mind...

Hello there Phatso.

1) yes , i have played bf4 competitive , but i will see how my studies go and if i have time , but if i decide to do it , i would like to play cs:go and dota.
2) Well i live alone already so I am a bit more mature then other 18 year old's , and i am not a little child :P
3)No , nothing , you can yell at me and whatever

[Cold_razer]

Cold_racer! Welcome to the application process, I trust you will enjoy it. Don't worry, girlfriends have never stopped Badass before...
1. Please tell me where this comes from: "I'm the Dude! So that's what you call me. You know, uh, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or uh, you know, El Duderino - if you're not into the whole brevity thing." And to make sure you are not cheating, please follow the origin of this quote with a brief summary of why it is funny or not.
2. Do you have a life outside of the computer? What normally goes on there?
3. Marmite or Bovril?

Hello there Irish_luck

1) No idea :P :P Well it sounds to me that this guy is some kind of dude in front of a hot girl and he is shuttering with his words?
2)Yes , I work part time a a pharmacy and i'm going to study IT next year , i also have a girlfriend
3) Bovril !!! duuuuuhhhhhh

Have a wonderful day!

[Cold_razer]

Carel

Before you can answer my questions, you must spend a bit of time on TS. Once you're ready, come back to me.

1. Why does Russian suck so much?
2. What gender is Paul? (this is not a trick question)
3. Who has the sexiest voice?
4. When you eat any phallic shaped piece of food, do you feel hot and funny inside?

Hello Firesyde!

1) They don't listen to you , all what they are thinking is " FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!!!!"
2) Male?
3) Phatso
4) Well only if it is a bandanna and a old lady looks at me :P

Have a wonderful day

[Cold_razer]

Hi Carel

Favourite:

Colour
Movie
Food
Car
Animal
Drink

Hello Onyx

Colour : blue
Movie : Napoleon dynamite
Food : Medium steak
Car : Volkswagen
Animal : Cat
Drink : 1)coke
2) Amstel

Have a wonderful day

[Cold_razer]

Hi Cold Razer,

What moment made you want to join us crazies? who had you spoken to about it prior to your request? and what games have you encountered us in?

kind, warm and fuzzy regards,
NoMnOm

Hello NoMaD

What moment made you want to join us crazies?

Well I saw you guys are very active and that you guys have a lot of well educated people in the clan and it looks fun to be in a serious clan but can have a lot of fun after all the work and madness

who had you spoken to about it prior to your request?

Phatso

games have you encountered us in?

Well in bf4 and cs:go , i think I have seen one of you guys in smite?


loving , warm and soft regards
Have a wonderful day

[Salty Ferret]

Hi Cold_Razer

Im going to be blunt razer with my questions,

1) Which GRRR player owns you the most in CS:GO
2) Do you believe EA will finally release a perfect game?
3) Since you so young...Why did you choose Amstel as your drink of choice?
4) What are your religious beliefs? As we are all unique in this clan, we want to know what boundaries can be over looked.
5) how do you feel about man love?
6) What is the average velocity of a full grown swallow?
7)What is the weirdest thing you have dream't about?
8)if you could only have one choice...would you rather be raped by Susan Boyle with a giant dildo? or, Lick a mine workers crack after a double shift?

Kind regards,
Atomicduzt

[Cold_razer]

Hi Cold_Razer

Im going to be blunt razer with my questions,

1) Which GRRR player owns you the most in CS:GO
2) Do you believe EA will finally release a perfect game?
3) Since you so young...Why did you choose Amstel as your drink of choice?
4) What are your religious beliefs? As we are all unique in this clan, we want to know what boundaries can be over looked.
5) how do you feel about man love?
6) What is the average velocity of a full grown swallow?
7)What is the weirdest thing you have dream't about?
8)if you could only have one choice...would you rather be raped by Susan Boyle with a giant dildo? or, Lick a mine workers crack after a double shift?

Kind regards,
Atomicduzt

Hello Atomicduzt

1) Phatso with his AWP sniper .
2) Never.
3) Miller and Black label tastes like pee water.
4) I'm a Christian .
5) Well it is ok , to a point.
6) 35 km/h
7) Me killing people with a spoon by poking them in the butt.
8) Lick a mine workers crack after a double shift , i like them salt taste on my tong

Have a wonderful day sir

[SlipperyDuck]

These are the real questions

[NiteShade]

Wow, I thought I had weird dreams until I read: "7) Me killing people with a spoon by poking them in the butt." I'm impressed with your subconscious imagination. (Well, at least I hope it was imagination.)

Welcome to the application process, Carel.

1. What are alternative nicknames for RussElite?
2. Who are the original two founders of clan [grrr]?
3. Who is the current Clan Leader?
4. Dream car?
5. What prescription medication do you see most distributed at your pharmacy?
6. Which came first... the chicken or the egg? Explain your answer.