Jokes of the Day
Re: Jokes of the Day
he he he nice one...
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Father Christmass have in common?
A: They both like emptiing there sacks for little kids.
Q: What does Michael Jackson have in common with Tequila?
A: They both come in Tots!
Sorry could resit the ol Michael jokes !!! hahaha
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Father Christmass have in common?
A: They both like emptiing there sacks for little kids.
Q: What does Michael Jackson have in common with Tequila?
A: They both come in Tots!
Sorry could resit the ol Michael jokes !!! hahaha
[table]
[tr]
[td]
[/td]
[td]
[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]
Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless against a ninja.
[tr]
[td]
[/td]
[td]
[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]
Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless against a ninja.
Re: Jokes of the Day
what do M.J and macdonalds ahve in commen?
the y both have a 40 year old piece of meat stuck between 4 year old buns
the y both have a 40 year old piece of meat stuck between 4 year old buns
-
scicopathix
Re: Jokes of the Day
Q. What does a charge office SAPS cop, and Fly, have in common?
A. They are both functionally illiterate.
A. They are both functionally illiterate.
-
ario93
Re: Jokes of the Day
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A:He heard boys' pants were half-off.
Q:What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A:One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
After his wife had a baby, Michael Jackson asked the doctor when it would be OK to have sex again.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid was at least 12 or 13 years old.
Q:Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect "10"?
A:Two 5 year olds.
Q:what do you call an ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A: a dart
have you heard about evel knieval's lates motorcycle stunt?
he's going to ride through ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his back
Q: what happened to the ethiopian that fell in the crocodile pit?
A: he ate 6 crocodiles before they could get him out
A:He heard boys' pants were half-off.
Q:What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A:One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
After his wife had a baby, Michael Jackson asked the doctor when it would be OK to have sex again.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid was at least 12 or 13 years old.
Q:Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect "10"?
A:Two 5 year olds.
Q:what do you call an ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A: a dart
have you heard about evel knieval's lates motorcycle stunt?
he's going to ride through ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his back
Q: what happened to the ethiopian that fell in the crocodile pit?
A: he ate 6 crocodiles before they could get him out
-
s3xy_j0nny
- Senior Member
- Posts: 4046
- Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:44 pm
- Contact:
Re: Jokes of the Day
Q: A man has 3 potential brides in mind, all of whom he loves equally. In order to decide which one to marry, he gives each of them R1000 to see what they do with it. The first woman spends R900 on shoes, and saves R100. The second woman spends R500 on shoes, and saves R500. The third woman spends R100 on shoes and saves R900. Which one does he marry?
A: The one with the biggest tits.
A: The one with the biggest tits.
From the darkness you must fall
Failed and weak, to darkness all.
Re: Jokes of the Day
This is an old one, but ^yr joke reminded me of it...
Little j0nny is at school when the teacher asks the class, "What is 5 and 5?".
j0nny puts up his hand and answers, "55!"
The teacher says, "No, the answer is 10. But I like the way you think!"
j0nny went home chuffed with himself for getting a compliment at last. He enjoyed the moment enough to think up a new question to ask the teacher in the morning.
So the next day j0nny goes to the teacher and asks, "3 women are standing next to each other, eating ice-creams. One is nibbling hers, one is licking gently and one keeps putting the whole icecream in her mouth and sucking the icecream off. Which one is married?"
The teachers answers, "The one sucking her ice-cream?"
j0nny answered, "No! the answer is the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think!"
Little j0nny is at school when the teacher asks the class, "What is 5 and 5?".
j0nny puts up his hand and answers, "55!"
The teacher says, "No, the answer is 10. But I like the way you think!"
j0nny went home chuffed with himself for getting a compliment at last. He enjoyed the moment enough to think up a new question to ask the teacher in the morning.
So the next day j0nny goes to the teacher and asks, "3 women are standing next to each other, eating ice-creams. One is nibbling hers, one is licking gently and one keeps putting the whole icecream in her mouth and sucking the icecream off. Which one is married?"
The teachers answers, "The one sucking her ice-cream?"
j0nny answered, "No! the answer is the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think!"
[table]
[tr]
[td]
[/td]
[td]
[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]
[tr]
[td]
[/td]
[td]
[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]
Re: Jokes of the Day
10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked - actually 11 but.....
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan...
3. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources...
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse...
6. You want to see if it's like the dream...
7. So that-with a little help from Muzak-you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume...
8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them...
9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk...
10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning...
11. No one steals your chair...
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan...
3. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources...
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse...
6. You want to see if it's like the dream...
7. So that-with a little help from Muzak-you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume...
8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them...
9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk...
10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning...
11. No one steals your chair...
[table]
[tr]
[td]
[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]
[tr]
[td]
[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]
Re: Jokes of the Day
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American" Kristen replies.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile,
"Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American" Kristen replies.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile,
"Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
[table]
[tr]
[td]
[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]
[tr]
[td]
[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]
