Congrats Phats!

Post by **J_Th4ng** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 3:15 pm

Skouperd wrote:dude, yuors is like a almost 9 months away! Voetsek and mines is like, within the next couple of weeks!

You're getting married in a couple of weeks? My invitation must have got misplaced in the mail.

RussianElite. · Post by **RussianElite.** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 3:34 pm

J_Th4ng wrote:You're getting married in a couple of weeks? My invitation must have got misplaced in the mail.

Interesting... Perd please explain :P

Skouperd · Post by **Skouperd** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:01 pm

RussianElite. wrote:Interesting... Perd please explain :P

Well Russian, it is like this, you get birds and bees. Now in order for flowers to grow, you need the little bee to transfer the pollen from one flower to another. The bee is carrying this pollen on his feet and move from one flower to the next. By then pollinating the other flower, the other flower is able to fertilise and make other little flowers. If we look at birds, birds lay eggs... aah screw this, russian, go ask your mother.

Jarrod, the wedding is happening on the 20th of February, it is a picnic, i.e. extremely small. We both wanted to have a small thing, so we really have only our immediate family and each were allowed to invite 2.5 friends. My invite was used on two of my aunts (who would not only disown me but also disbowel me if I did not invite them, they are single, so they count as 1) and the other one was for BadAss simple because I know the fucker for way too long. The .5 friend is mutual friends which Ursula and me both knew before they got married and even after they got married it took us a couple of months to figure out that we actually knew the other' person' partner quite well. I think the total number of people attending is 20 so very small.

But yes, the idea is casual, like in I am going with shorts and plakkies. Shit, I have only managed to figure out where we are going to for honeymoon last week (Zimbabwe and then Botswana) and the guy doing the actual marriage thingy is one of my squash buddies who agreed to do it for us. The biggest argument about all this is whether we should do the ceremony in the games room, the braai-kamer, or the garage... it seems like both Ursula, both mothers just ganked the kak out of me for suggesting the garage... not sure why though...

;-)

Phatso, sorry for derailing your thread buddy...

Post by **Thor_23** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:13 pm

Skouperd wrote:Phatso, this is awesome, well done mate! Hope you have a ball of a time.

Just out of curiosity, I know of at least 2 more GRRR's getting married in the next couple of months, who else?

Mine is also in August.....

Skouperd · Post by **Skouperd** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:31 am

Thor_23 wrote:Mine is also in August.....

This clan is overrun by testosterone and hormones it seems...

so, the wedding lists looks like this then:
1. Phatso, what an epic clan leader leading the way
2. Voetsek, the 8th of Feb
3. Skoups, the 20th of Feb
4. Thor, August
5. Ass, phuck knows when, still waiting for the invite

BadA$$jack · Post by **BadA$$jack** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:39 pm

Skouperd wrote:This clan is overrun by testosterone and hormones it seems...

so, the wedding lists looks like this then:
1. Phatso, what an epic clan leader leading the way
2. Voetsek, the 8th of Feb
3. Skoups, the 20th of Feb
4. Thor, August
5. Ass, November

who said you invited ???

Skouperd · Post by **Skouperd** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:46 pm

BadA$$jack wrote:who said you invited ???

Geezuz badass, I know we went to kak schools, but please, it is:

"who said you ARE invited?"

now please, try to get it right.

Post by **s3xy_j0nny** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:08 pm

Wait, whut? Mikey AND Skoups getting married this month? And neither of the buggers invited me? I'm not angry with you guys, I'm just very, very disappointed.