Bruce Ticket CPT

Irish_Luck28 · Post by **Irish_Luck28** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:54 am

haha! This thread is awesome!

Morphza · Post by **Morphza** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:56 pm

Skouperd wrote:as an example of time management, or should we say the lack thereof, a response from badass consisting of 5 words as per above, using
BadAss' average words per minute typing speed, meant that this 5 word response, not saying anything really, took him nearly 3 minutes to compile...

And then I get asked by investors why our GDP per capita is in such a horrible state.

Howwouldyourmathsworkiftherewerenospaces,wouldyoutakethetimetobreakitup,ortaketheeasywayoutandcountitasoneword?

Post by **J_Th4ng** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:58 pm

Now that everyone has had a chance to mouth off at each other, is anyone interested in this ticket?

Irish_Luck28 · Post by **Irish_Luck28** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:23 pm

J_Th4ng wrote:Now that everyone has had a chance to mouth off at each other, is anyone interested in this ticket?

Hey J, i have a mate in Cape Town who could be interested, will let you know in about 25mins if that is ok?

Skouperd · Post by **Skouperd** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:35 pm

BadA$$jack wrote:Well go multiply yourself, and that took me 10 sec to type!!!!

Badass measurement of time:

One moe ni miss piss ie
Two moe ni miss piss ie
free moe ni miss,
sorry what’s that honey?
no, sorry, can not help you now, just busy typing a response here
where were we? Oh,
two moe ni miss piss ie
free moe ni miss piss ie
damnit, I need to say Mississippi
one Mississippi
two Mississippi
free moe ni miss piss ie
no honey, I’ve told you I am busy with typing a response, just wait for me it should only take me another couple of minutes
for moe ni miss piss ie.
Honey, I said not now, just wait please, almost done
Ag four fuck sakes, where were I?
one Mississippi
two Mississippi
af fok dit, kom ons sê net dit was 10 sekondes.

Skouperd · Post by **Skouperd** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:40 pm

Morphza wrote:Howwouldyourmathsworkiftherewerenospaces,wouldyoutakethetimetobreakitup,ortaketheeasywayoutandcountitasoneword?

Actually, the mathematics in such a case is based on what is called characters per minute (CPM). Given that the average lenght of english words is 4.5 characters, that just means QED. There are a good argument to be had regarding whether or not the Backpsace should count as a character or not, given the error rate, I would imagine said button was pressed a number of times in the compliation of the 10second response.

Skouperd · Post by **Skouperd** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:41 pm

J_Th4ng wrote:Now that everyone has had a chance to mouth off at each other, is anyone interested in this ticket?

Nope, don't like loud music, so not for me thanks, I do however like to stir on forums.... ;-)

Irish_Luck28 · Post by **Irish_Luck28** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:12 pm

Hey J, mate phoned me back, he is not going to take it.

Post by **TygerBS** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:18 pm

Checking with my sisters for you J

Post by **SlipperyDuck** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:31 pm

you'll probably find someone to sell to at the gates methinks - should all else fail