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RussianElite. wrote:FFS, I'm glad I didnt get these questions when I applied!


It is because of you that we had to increase our vetting processes... so to all new candidates, if the questions are tough, thank our local Russian.
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How many fucks do you think you could get in before the Presidents Body guards take you down.
You can choose the meaning of fuck, either the action or the word...

Are these stomach in chest out sort of body guards, if so, I think i would be able to atleast get one off before i notice that they after me. Then another one as I notice I just shat my pants and about 23 and 1/2 as the big body guard is grinding into me as he puts on handcuffs.

A man leaves the office turns off the lights and walks down the stairs, on the way home he hears something on the radio drives back to the office turns on the lights takes out his revolver and kills himself. What did he hear on the radio and what was his profession.

Justin biebers first song to ever hit radio!, his profession was just an every day shoe salesmen. His deepest fear was knowing he gave birth to that little man.
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Skouperd wrote:Seriously? Herewith my assumptions:

1. The plane flies at a constant speed of 410KM/h right from take off until it have flown 230km from take off
2. I assume that the altitude is based on the same ground level. If you fly 230km from cape town to JHB then the ground level would have increased thereby messing up the calculations. If you fly from JHB to Cape Town, then the ground level would have decreased thereby increasing altitude.
3. I assume that the plane increases altitude all the way and doesn't stop halfway through or something.
4. I assume this is a serious question.

The calculations is as follows:
plane flies 410 km / hour
this equates to 410,000 meters per hour
this equates to 6,833.333... meters per minute
in order to fly 230KM, or 230,000 meters will thus take 33.65854.... minutes (or 2019.512 seconds)
since the plane increase altitute at a rate of 420 feet per minute, this means that in 33.65854 minutes, it would have reached 14,136.58537 feet.

Assume the measure of a 1 foot is according to the itnernational standard as defined in 1959 then the plane will be 4,308.83122 meters higher than what the point of origin. However, should you have opted for the Utrecth Foot measurement instead, then the plane would only be 3,856.460488meters higher. The funny one is that should you opted for the Bordeaux foot measurement, then the plane would be 5,049.786205 meters higher.


WOW AWESOME :) woohooooo...

Distance = Speed x Time

so,

Time = Distance / Speed

substituting known values of Distance = 230 KM and Speed = 410KMH,

Time = 230 KM / 410kmh

therefore Time in hours is

Time = 0.56 hours (this is rounded but you need to keep the numbers in your calculator)

So Time in minutes is:

Time = 0.56 x 60 = 33.6 minutes

Distance = Speed x Time

Here the Distance is the altitude and the speed is the rate of climbing.

Substituting rate of 420 feet per minute and time of 33.6 minutes

Distance = 420 x 33.6

Distance = 14137.20 feet.

So the altitude of the plane would be 14137.20 feet.

Well done Skouperd :)
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Atomicduzt wrote:(this is rounded but you need to keep the numbers in your calculator)


Calculators was allowed?
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Skouperd wrote:Calculators was allowed?


Whoops I forgot, you use an abacus...
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Skouperd wrote:Calculators was allowed?

Bahahahahahaha
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Atomic:

Commador 64 or ZxSpectrum
Nintendo or Saga
How much data could a 3 1/2" Disks hold?
What where said disks commonly referred to?
If you were to use these disks to install BF4 at a average compression ratio. How many Disks and volumes would you need?
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Commador 64 or ZxSpectrum - Commador 64, because it just freaking sounds awesome - if i was a pirate that would be my nick
Nintendo or Saga - Never played on a nintendo but I did have a sega 8-bit and 16bit and 16bit-mega until I went onto ps1
How much data could a 3 1/2" Disks hold? after much googling maximum capacity is 1.4Mb per a disk
What where said disks commonly referred to? Floppy
If you were to use these disks to install BF4 at a average compression ratio. How many Disks and volumes would you need? Geez, after much research...I can not find how big BF4 will be exactly. So if i wing it and say bf4 is going to be 12gigs you will need 8778 floppy disks.

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