s3xy_j0nny wrote:
Q1: Y u take so long to apply?!
Q2: Y u no res me olla time?!
Q3: If you could choose a super power, what would it be?
Q4: What is the funniest Afrikaans joke you've heard?
Q5: What is the best BF3 map ad why?
Q6: You are going to be stuck in a cell with Paul for 48 hours; you are allowed to bring 5 items with you, other than the clothes you are wearing; what 5 things would you take?
Q7: You draw the short straw at the grrr braai and are made responsible for the welfare of the founding fathers; who are they, and what is the most important precautionary measure you should take?
Q8: List 5 reasons why one should not fuck with Stu.
Q9: List 5 important facts about Morph.
Q10: How many teeth does BigBadBarts have?
Q11: Write a short poem about Dryman.
1. I was waiting on my BVD application to fail... (Just kidding, they rubbish)
2. Can't res you when I'm dead... from YOU not ressing ME.
3. I would have to say USA.
4. A parrot on a perch is sitting in front of a pet store in Mitchell’s Plain.
A woman walks by.
The parrot says to her:
“Hey lady, djy’s kak lelik.”
The woman is furious! She storms past the store to her work
On the way home she sees the same parrot and it says to her again:
“Hey lady, djy’s kak lelik.” upsetting her again.
The next day the same parrot again says to her:
“Hey lady, djy’s kak lelik.”
The woman furiously went into the store and said that she would sue the store and have the bird killed.
The store manager promised he would see to it that the Parrot would not be so rude again.
When the woman walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her:
“Hey lady!”
She paused and said:
“Yes?”
The bird said:
“Djy wiet MOS!”
5. Damavand Peak RUSH - I love pushing their shit in and then base-jumping!
6. A shit load of bananas for him to eat.
A gimp suit, so he feels at ease in his own clothing
A BF3 server looping Bazaar 24/7 with 1000 tickets (I hear he loves that one)
2 x PC's with manhattan mice so he can't run his dirty macros
7. Sletterige Jannie and Megadeth. You guys survived this long, no precautions needed.
8. He's a ninja.
I'm not a butterfly.
He likes little boys.
He's pretty boney, don't want to hurt my fists hitting him
And last but not least... he R blue belt.
9.1 - He gets called "Mof" or "Moffie" online....if not, he will be now.
2 - he used to be a dirty hacker in BC2
3 - he used to be a HF clanmember
4 - MG36, nuff said
5 - I think he still hacks in BF3
10. As an ex-bouncer I reckon he would still have all of them. Unless he loves the sugar sweeties...
11. Roses are red
Dryman's hair too
