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Stu wrote:Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?


Less than he would if he worked in a pie shop
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Skouperd wrote:4. Trackmania, now you are talking my game! Which version, and what was your nick? You prefer SP or LP?

5. I assume the ! is meant as factorial calculation? If it is, then I have no idea what you will end up with using it in your formula but that formula is definitely not the correct one! You wanna give it another bash?


4. TM Nations, i am and will always be kalgat! Was top 10 SA briefly prefer short tracks, my buddies Shnic and Nords still playing it to death. Found TM2 to be a bit buggy so havent played much and again laptop a bit too crap... that MSI Dragon edition is calling me

5. Bugger thought i had it, 256 raised to the 48000th power?
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Welcome to the application process, Kalgat.

Question 1: 31st August; Pettis or Henderson? How?

Question 2: When you were young, what did you want to be when you grew up? If you could, would you rather do that than what you do now?

Question 3: What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?

Clan Research:
- what does Russian love?
- who is Hubreno?
- who is the uber nerd: leelo or slipperyduck?
- between IrishLuck and DirtyPora, who is the pitcher, and who is the catcher?
- who are the 2 Zimbo dictators, and after they founded grrr, who was the first successful applicant?
- whose head is shinier: Mark or Quentin?
- name the clan's two female members.
- name the clan's two ginger mingers.
- who is sexiest: Phatso, Dragonne, or BadAss?
- what does kyuubidemon drink?

Do your best with the clan research thing, I know there is a lot there.
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s3xy_j0nny wrote:Clan Research:
- what does Russian love?


Russian and Chips?
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s3xy_j0nny wrote:Welcome to the application process, Kalgat.

- who is sexiest: Phatso, Dragonne, or BadAss?

Do your best with the clan research thing, I know there is a lot there.


No research required, this is a no - brainer :p
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Q1 : How did the game go
Paul: Paul : Those fucking dipshit hackers came at us like a bull trying to ram a Spaniard in tights
Paul: "Firstly they went on and on and on about UAC! Fuck UAC! UAC ain't nothing, why you niggas questioning my honour? Is it because I am black?"
Paul: "Then they came to a knife fight with a sword! A sword I tell you! Those limp wristed fools need a sword to counter act our brilliance"
Paul: "Didn't matter though, even though we lost the knife fight we still go the maps we wanted,nooooooobs!"
Paul: "After that I didn't concentrate much because I busy getting blown by all of the PewPew guys mom's"
Paul: "Even one of the sisters wanted to join in and I was all like Bitch please, you need to go practise first"
Paul: ANd that boys and girls is how you mother fucking answer a mother fucking question!
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BadA$$jack wrote:No research required, this is a no - brainer :p


hahah - I think I just vomited in my mouth a little..
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s3xy_j0nny wrote:Welcome to the application process, Kalgat.

Question 1: 31st August; Pettis or Henderson? How?

Question 2: When you were young, what did you want to be when you grew up? If you could, would you rather do that than what you do now?

Question 3: What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?


1. Henderson by Tap out, ultimate revenge for the "Showtime" kick

2. Seeing as were not fighting space battles at the edges of the galaxy then astronaut/adventurer seems to be out of the picture.

3. Haggis was pretty awful, i do enjoy black pudding when cooked right but the oddest was a piece of a candied scorpion.

Clan research to follow
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kalgat wrote:1. Henderson by Tap out, ultimate revenge for the "Showtime" kick

2. Seeing as were not fighting space battles at the edges of the galaxy then astronaut/adventurer seems to be out of the picture.

3. Haggis was pretty awful, i do enjoy black pudding when cooked right but the oddest was a piece of a candied scorpion.

Clan research to follow


Answers to Q2 and Q3 are fine, but Q1? Seriously? I hope it's a picture perfect replay of the showtime kick, except this time it lands 100% flush and loosens Henderson's teeth. That guy is a butt hole.
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s3xy_j0nny wrote:Clan Research:
- what does Russian love?
- who is Hubreno?
- who is the uber nerd: leelo or slipperyduck?
- between IrishLuck and DirtyPora, who is the pitcher, and who is the catcher?
- who are the 2 Zimbo dictators, and after they founded grrr, who was the first successful applicant?
- whose head is shinier: Mark or Quentin?
- name the clan's two female members.
- name the clan's two ginger mingers.
- who is sexiest: Phatso, Dragonne, or BadAss?
- what does kyuubidemon drink?

Do your best with the clan research thing, I know there is a lot there.


After extensive research i have come up with the following, some answers are educated guesses...

Clan Research:
- what does Russian love? Anal?
- who is Hubreno? Hubris
- who is the uber nerd: leelo or slipperyduck? They are one and the same
- between IrishLuck and DirtyPora, who is the pitcher, and who is the catcher? Does it really matter...
- who are the 2 Zimbo dictators, and after they founded grrr, who was the first successful applicant? Megageth and Yourself, gr@v1ty
- whose head is shinier: Mark or Quentin? Mark based on the fact that i know another Mark that has a shiny pip.
- name the clan's two female members. Niteshade and Onyx
- name the clan's two ginger mingers. Dryman and Flycatchr
- who is sexiest: Phatso, Dragonne, or BadAss? Badass believes its him and who am i to destroy the illusion
- what does kyuubidemon drink? Strawberry Milkshake
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W O W - that is impressive
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