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kalgat
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Skouperd wrote:Ok, let's get the real questions going:

1. Explain all correlations IQ has with the topic of procreation. Please go beyond the normal findings such as the inverse correlation between IQ and the number of offspring. Include in your thesis the rational between your porn size collection and IQ.

2. Please post a picture of the insides of your computer. Some members in GRRR suffer from OCD...

3. Explain the best way to tie up an 100m electric cord for easy deployment when needed. Using this same electic cord, explain how you will inflict maximum damage to anybody trying to steal your tags again.

4. List the first 10 games you've ever played for more than a 100 hours.

5. Assume your screen is capable of 256 color display, and has a resolution of 800 x 600, how many picutres / documents would you be able to generate? You do realise that several of those images will provide an accurate description of your death, in your handwriting, with a picture of you and your signature at the bottom... show your calculations.

6. Will you screw a dead chicken, explain your response.

That should do it for now...


1. All? Do i get a Doctorate in Grrr if Correct. I know the Common People dance and drink and screw because theres nothing else to do and this inevitably leads to more kids due to poor education not necessarily a lack of porn. High IQ people are generally more career orientated and wait to have kids so its too late to have 7 unless you want to be in people magazine. Is their really any need for a porn collection anymore with unlimited internet, its not like you watch a movie to the end anyway...

2. [ATTACH]505[/ATTACH] now i see it needs dusting, thanks

3. On one of the roller thingys, whenever i tie one up by hand it always knots up. Beat them to death with the roller thingy or counter knife in BF4 (which may or may not suck)

4. What a question - Half Life, Counter Strike, BF: Desert Combat, Eve, C&C, Elite, Unreal Tournament, Skyrim, Trackmania, total war series. Must be a lot more cant think

5. lets see 600 x 800 = 480000 x 256! = A fucking lot

6. I'll go with No because a chicken doesnt have lips and i like to kiss while i'm screwing.
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Post by kalgat »

pmurgs wrote:4. The delete key
5. 13 to 48

But well done, at least you've tried ps2 :)

Gaming on a laptop? Is that even allowed in Grrr???


ASUS G73 while i'm "at work" getting a bit state of the ark now but still runs BF3 ok
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Post by RussianElite. »

Kalgat... Question needs anwsering..
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Post by kalgat »

RussianElite. wrote:Half Life was a good answer. Tell me this, which one of the three is a dickbag: TygerQB,Stu or Paul?

Atm Paul is winning by a Bell-end as Tyger and Stu have yet to throw their dicks in the bag
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kalgat wrote:Atm Paul is winning by a Bell-end as Tyger and Stu have yet to throw their dicks in the bag


What!? No.. they all n great bunch of guys. The Salt of the earth. The most pleasant bunch on mumble
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Question: Why is everyone so obsessed with me in this clan? Why can’t they just leave me alone, I am actually a really nice guy
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RussianElite. wrote:What!? No.. they all n great bunch of guys. The Salt of the earth. The most pleasant bunch on mumble


Unfair i say, trick questions are not allowed then again i do not make the rules
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kalgat wrote:Unfair i say, trick questions are not allowed then again i do not make the rules


LOL, soon you'l know the truth. Soon...
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kalgat wrote:2. [ATTACH]505[/ATTACH] now i see it needs dusting, thanks

3. On one of the roller thingys, whenever i tie one up by hand it always knots up. Beat them to death with the roller thingy or counter knife in BF4 (which may or may not suck)

4. What a question - Half Life, Counter Strike, BF: Desert Combat, Eve, C&C, Elite, Unreal Tournament, Skyrim, Trackmania, total war series. Must be a lot more cant think

5. lets see 600 x 800 = 480000 x 256! = A fucking lot

6. I'll go with No because a chicken doesnt have lips and i like to kiss while i'm screwing.



2. Regarding point 2, not bad, I've seen a lot worse and the corsair power supply makes up for the lack of cable management... ;-)

3. Agreed, the roller things works nice, but I've recently started using the butterfly rope coil which is not too bad.

4. Trackmania, now you are talking my game! Which version, and what was your nick? You prefer SP or LP?

5. I assume the ! is meant as factorial calculation? If it is, then I have no idea what you will end up with using it in your formula but that formula is definately not the correct one! You wanna give it another bash?

6. That's as good an answer as any. A man with priorities... ;-)
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Post by Stu »

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
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