want to join-dirtypora

Post by **Thor_23** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:25 pm

RussianElite. wrote:First of all, Stu and Paul share first place for the biggest douche.

I have been de-moted ?
:sorry:

Welcome dude!

Please choose one of our wide vaiety of smileys to describe each of the folowing members:

Russian
Paul
Jonny
Stu

Stu · Post by **Stu** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:55 pm

Questions:

1. Name drop the most famous person you have met and or touched not in an inappropriate manner.
2. Supa M or Sterile Stumpie?
3. How much wood did the wood chuck, chuck. Please provide your calculations.

flycatchr · Post by **flycatchr** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:58 pm

hi there dirty P,

what is a hairy blender?
when and why are you?
explain why you should be crawling on your knees in your home theater when installing a sub woofer?

dirtypora · Post by **dirtypora** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:20 pm

Hi BadAssJack-

1-Real name is Dean Marques
2-Dont really play any other games. Dabbled with crysis and max payne3
3-BF Nick:http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/soldier/dirtypora/
4-Im easy going and team player thats why i would like to join.
5-Oh sweet mary jane the devils lettuce

dirtypora · Post by **dirtypora** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:26 pm

Hi flycatchr

A hairy blender is when your shit gets caught in your ass hair!!lol im pora dude haha other than that i dont know!!
I am 27 and am a product of lust haha not sure how to answer that..
You should be crawling on your knees because sub is always on the floor..

dirtypora · Post by **dirtypora** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:34 pm

Hi Stu,

1-Most famous person i met would be Gerard Butler a while ago on a night out..
2-Eish thats a hard one!!Would have to say Sterie stumpie cos im ghetto like that

3-a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

dirtypora · Post by **dirtypora** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:44 pm

Hi Thor_23
Russian :thumbsup:

Paul

Jonny

fir sexy jonny?haha
Stu

unch: apparently Paul and Stu are douches..haha

dirtypora · Post by **dirtypora** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:47 pm

Hi Russian,
To be honest bf3 would be the first game online i have played. Been to a few lans for COD
I wouldnt saying anything to Paul and Stu as they are douches haha

dirtypora · Post by **dirtypora** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:57 pm

Hey Phatso,

1-Dont really dig the greeks i have a mate who's a greek and he sucks monkey nuts
2-Dont really play any other games and looking forward to bf4

3- Drink of choice:Whiskey for the win
4-Ya a can bench!!haha
5-The Lowbrows-DREAM IN THE DESERT- This track makes me feel like putting on spandex and gold glitter on mybody and jamming until john travolta challenges me to dance off which i win!!
Im a deep house cat.. South african gent(Jullian Gomes) really doing is thing dont know if you heard this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIKjiFqgG9M

dirtypora · Post by **dirtypora** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:02 pm

Not sure if the old irish luck told you gents but i cancelled my internet was using isp called kawuleza which just was too unstable(radio station 1mb link) so i told them to get f$#K!! Waiting on dsl line so hopefully next 2 weeks or less..