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Skouperd wrote:2. Hot ladies in Boksburg, dude you must be smoking some really bad stuff...


I live in the South of JHB, Boksburg is in the east of JHB. So that statement is still relelvant :)
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A man turns off a light goes downs stairs and get's in his car to go to town. He hear's something on the radio and drives back to home turns on his light and then kills himself.

What did he hear on the radio?
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Stu wrote:A man turns off a light goes downs stairs and get's in his car to go to town. He hear's something on the radio and drives back to home turns on his light and then kills himself.

What did he hear on the radio?


Justin Bieber?
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Stu wrote:A man turns off a light goes downs stairs and get's in his car to go to town. He hear's something on the radio and drives back to home turns on his light and then kills himself.

What did he hear on the radio?


That standing in a lightened up room making cups cakes while completely stoned produces the most extreme of flavours. Looking for a release he decides to try it, gets completely stoned and makes the cupcake mix. He mistakenly uses chlorine instead of flour, being baked all white things look the same. Upon placing the "cupcakes" in the oven the chlorine starts to melt and creates a chlorine gas. Being really excited and totally stoned he opens the oven door to smell the aroma of the muffins, he takes in a deep breath of chlorine gas and falls to the floor.... unable to make sense of what was happening he thought magical pixies were flying around pinning him to the floor, he reached into his pocket and grabbed his cellphone. He dialed the first number he found which happened to be his second cousin. He asked him to please make them stop or he is going to end the fun and not come back, and quickly hung up.

Not really bothered the cousin ignored him, seeing as he got these kind of calls all the time from his friends.

2 weeks later the body was found, the chlorine gas had kept the smell to a minimum hence why no one had really noticed. But it had eroded the body, and as such an autopsy was deemed useless, upon hearing this the second cousin told the investigators about the phone call he received 2 weeks ago. They then came to a conclusion that he was depressed and was looking to end it all, and deemed it a suicide by chlorine gas.
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Skouperd wrote:8. Mathematics is fun, really...


I hate to break it to you Skoups, but not everything they told you in school was true.


@ Kyuubi. List your Top 5 anime series.
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Megageth wrote:I hate to break it to you Skoups, but not everything they told you in school was true.


@ Kyuubi. List your Top 5 anime series.


1. Naruto (Although the fillers right now are pissing me off)
2. Bleach
3. One Piece
4. Hellsing
5. Afro Samurai
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Stu wrote:A man turns off a light goes downs stairs and get's in his car to go to town. He hear's something on the radio and drives back to home turns on his light and then kills himself.

What did he hear on the radio?


Skouperd wrote:Justin Bieber?


Best answer I ever read in an application thread.
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Hi Kyuubi

what is a Hairy blender and what function on a mouse makes it easier?
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flycatchr wrote:Hi Kyuubi

what is a Hairy blender and what function on a mouse makes it easier?


And this has nothing to do with Paul's sexual fantasies....
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Q1 : How did the game go
Paul: Paul : Those fucking dipshit hackers came at us like a bull trying to ram a Spaniard in tights
Paul: "Firstly they went on and on and on about UAC! Fuck UAC! UAC ain't nothing, why you niggas questioning my honour? Is it because I am black?"
Paul: "Then they came to a knife fight with a sword! A sword I tell you! Those limp wristed fools need a sword to counter act our brilliance"
Paul: "Didn't matter though, even though we lost the knife fight we still go the maps we wanted,nooooooobs!"
Paul: "After that I didn't concentrate much because I busy getting blown by all of the PewPew guys mom's"
Paul: "Even one of the sisters wanted to join in and I was all like Bitch please, you need to go practise first"
Paul: ANd that boys and girls is how you mother fucking answer a mother fucking question!

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