Vodka anyone? Welcome to the Russian

Post by **Paul** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:48 am

Some how Russian managed to pass our vigorous testing, I am pretty sure he cheated but we still have to let him in.

You may now wear [grrr] tags and ask Lee to hook you up with an extra special sig!

Post by **Phatso** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:44 am

Welcome to the circus Jiandre! Best of luck dealing with the shit that comes with it!

(i jest)

All the best bro, hoping you're getting some serious BF time in!

Post by **Megageth** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:47 am

Добро пожаловать товарищ! Остерегайтесь этих западных собак, они полны трюки!
Мы должны объединиться и преодолеть все невзгоды, держите врагов близко и водки еще ближе.

Помните, это важный совет, это будет более чем уместен на этом форуме:
Никогда не спорь с идиотами, они будут сбивать вас до своего уровня, а затем бить вас с опытом.

RussianElite. · Post by **RussianElite.** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:57 am

Ха-ха спасибо Mega, я ценю советы! Das посетили Даня или что-то вроде этого :P

Thanks guys, I can see this is going to be fun and its great to be back. :atomic:

Post by **Paul** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:07 am

Mega's post

Welcome friend! Beware of Western dogs, they are full of tricks! We must come together and overcome adversity, keep enemies close and closer still vodka. Remember, this important piece of advice, it would be more than appropriate for this forum: Never argue with idiots, they'll knock you to their level and then beat you with experience.

Got to love google

Post by **DryMan** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:29 am

Welcome dude!

Stu · Post by **Stu** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:43 am

Thanks to technology you're welcome message is brought to you in your mother tongue.

Здравствуйте, товарищ товарищ! Я уверен, что наши уникальные изделия безумие будет за вами, и создать еще более мощный и русские!

И Помните!

"Сильный, как мать Россия до развала!"

Post by **Onyx** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:24 pm

Welcome to your 2nd home, Russy! I trust you will make yourself comfy and easily find your way around the house. The special room for girlfriends is the 4th pink, fluffy door on the left - you can't miss it

RussianElite. · Post by **RussianElite.** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:47 pm

Stu wrote:Thanks to technology you're welcome message is brought to you in your mother tongue.

Здравствуйте, товарищ товарищ! Я уверен, что наши уникальные изделия безумие будет за вами, и создать еще более мощный и русские!

И Помните!

"Сильный, как мать Россия до развала!"

Stu: Hello, fellow comrade! I am confident that our unique products will be crazy for you, and create even more powerful, and Russian! And remember! "Strong like a mother before the collapse of Russia!"

Thanks Stu but these unique products? You must tel me more haha :P

Hey thanks guys I feel welcome already

Post by **s3xy_j0nny** » Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:17 pm

Welcome to the nuthouse - you are home now...