Russian (Not the Sausage)

[RussianElite.]

So you said you were interested in clannies.
1. What do you think is the recipe for having a good team
2. When you are getting ass raped in a clan match, what is the best course of action
3. Why is Stu such a tool

1. Balance as in Good Medics supporting good support/anti tank and vice versa. Along with Good communication between the players before and in a match with a sound strategy.
2. Accuse them of hacking :P lol play defensive and try and bleed them for as much tickets as possible if you know your not gona win that round.
3. Becasue he thinks he's a ninja :P

[Stu]

3. Becasue he thinks he's a ninja :P

There is no thinking only being.

[Megageth]

See now if this were a thread about a tasty sausage you'd have had more interest. Anymahoo, questions, questions.

1 Who has asked the best questions so far?
2 If you walked in on Sexy_j and he was in bed with Anthrax and Assassin, would you laugh or cry?
3 Best stand-up comic?

[RussianElite.]

See now if this were a thread about a tasty sausage you'd have had more interest. Anymahoo, questions, questions.

1 Who has asked the best questions so far?
2 If you walked in on Sexy_j and he was in bed with Anthrax and Assassin, would you laugh or cry?
3 Best stand-up comic?

1. I think it's a tie between Paul and Stu
2. I would cry of laughter :P
3. Casper de Vries

[Paul]

Write something in Afrikaans that you think us Rooineke won't understand and then get google to translate

[RussianElite.]

Write something in Afrikaans that you think us Rooineke won't understand and then get google to translate

Een van die Voortrekkers met sy dubbelloop haalgeweer word gepooitjie deur n wortel van n boom.

Translation: One of the Frontpullers with his dubbelwalk haelgaun got foetsie'd by a carrot of a tree.

[Paul]

Incorrect. I was looking for the translation of
Ons, ons onder die boom

[RussianElite.]

Incorrect. I was looking for the translation of
Ons, ons onder die boom

lol We, we under the tree.

[Stu]

Not so bad thus far...

Challenge:

Write a short story no less than 100 words:

Topic: A day in the life of Paul

Humour and derogatory comments about Paul should be included.

[Paul]

Don't worry Russian, I will answer this one for you
"Paul has to put up with Thundercunts like Stu everyday. The End"