Jokes of the Day

Post by **s3xy_j0nny** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:38 am

Neon walks into a bar.

The barman says "We don't serve noble gases here. You're not welcome in these parts."

Neon doesn't react.

Post by **Megageth** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:31 am

An in-nerd joke?

'in-nerd' -> inert, like noble gases, spelling it out, just in case... yup...

Post by **SlipperyDuck** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:48 pm

joo gaiz ziz farny

baselineac · Post by **baselineac** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:39 am

what is a true racist.........................
someone who goes hunting, shoots a zebra...................and makes biltong of only the white pieces

Post by **s3xy_j0nny** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:36 pm

Descartes walks into a bar.
"Guinness, sir?" says the barman.
"I think not!" Descartes replies and he disappears...

Post by **Megageth** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:33 pm

Post by **J_Th4ng** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:28 pm

Not a joke really, but an ad from the UK.

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/tv/mcac_rhian_touches_herself

Couldn't imagine it being shown on TV over here...

Musketeer · Post by **Musketeer** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:33 pm

Be honest Dragonne, how many times did you watch it?

Post by **J_Th4ng** » Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:39 pm

No more than seven times (the first 35 seconds anyway, then I stopped)

Post by **J_Th4ng** » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:32 am

I'd buy one of these...

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