Lessons in Talking Shit.

[WondaWoman]

LOL..I read back over some of these posts. Heck I miss you okes and all your rubbish talk.

[AuRoRa]

Fuck , some of this shit is funny as hell....ROFLMAO!!!


I'll be adding some stuff on here....defenitly

[Paul]

Today at 10:39:38] SoSheOhPathix: Looks like Iggy is neglecting his boyfriend. Guess he aint gettin' none tonight.

[Today at 10:40:02] SoSheOhPathix: Maybe if he buys her some flowers and chocolates he can redeem himself.

[Today at 10:43:34] L0rd_Vader: been there tried that even baught her new shoes

[Today at 10:44:11] L0rd_Vader: she is in nelspruit now and told me she is coming to collect her things tomorrow

[Today at 10:44:35] L0rd_Vader: and then she dont want any contact with me again

[Today at 10:45:31] SoSheOhPathix: WTF are you on about? I was talking about Iggy ignoring Os

[Today at 10:53:11] oSiRiS: he?

[baselineac]

Today at 10:39:38] SoSheOhPathix: Looks like Iggy is neglecting his boyfriend. Guess he aint gettin' none tonight.

[Today at 10:40:02] SoSheOhPathix: Maybe if he buys her some flowers and chocolates he can redeem himself.

[Today at 10:40:30] SoSheOhPathix: Mabe the anal sex thing just wasnt for her?

[Today at 10:43:34] L0rd_Vader: been there tried that even baught her new shoes

[Today at 10:44:11] L0rd_Vader: she is in nelspruit now and told me she is coming to collect her things tomorrow

[Today at 10:44:35] L0rd_Vader: and then she dont want any contact with me again

[Today at 10:45:31] SoSheOhPathix: WTF are you on about? I was talking about Iggy ignoring Os

[Today at 10:53:11] oSiRiS: he?

[Megageth]

Today at 10:39:38] SoSheOhPathix: Looks like Iggy is neglecting his boyfriend. Guess he aint gettin' none tonight.

[Today at 10:40:02] SoSheOhPathix: Maybe if he buys her some flowers and chocolates he can redeem himself.

[Today at 10:40:30] SoSheOhPathix: Mabe the anal sex thing just wasnt for her?

[Today at 10:43:34] L0rd_Vader: been there tried that even baught her new shoes

[Today at 10:44:11] L0rd_Vader: she is in nelspruit now and told me she is coming to collect her things tomorrow

[Today at 10:44:35] L0rd_Vader: and then she dont want any contact with me again

[Today at 10:45:31] SoSheOhPathix: WTF are you on about? I was talking about Iggy ignoring Os

[Today at 10:53:11] oSiRiS: he?

[baselineac]

Today at 08:24:44 AM] Paul: I hate getting sun burnt when it is over cast!

[Today at 08:25:19 AM] Baseline: did you switch the lights on (sunburn)

[Today at 08:25:38 AM] Baseline: or were you actually outside?!!!!?

[Today at 08:25:43 AM] Paul: I was at the vaal on Jackie's parents farm

[Today at 08:26:02 AM] Baseline: ahhhh....

[Today at 08:26:16 AM] Baseline: porr jackie's parents

[Today at 08:26:32 AM] Baseline: having to put up with you for the weekend

[Today at 08:26:44 AM] Paul: Dude, parents love me!!!!!!

[Today at 08:27:09 AM] Paul: I have this whole innocent well behaved thing going for me

[Today at 08:27:24 AM] Baseline: are they going to make you pay lobola?

[Today at 08:27:38 AM] Baseline: how many cattle?

[Today at 08:27:43 AM] Paul: Do I look african to you?

[Today at 08:28:00 AM] Baseline: lol albino african

[Today at 08:28:02 AM] Paul: It isn't a farm farm, it is more like a holiday farm

[Today at 08:28:46 AM] Baseline: alls we need to do is flatten your nose and punch you in the lip

[Today at 08:28:58 AM] Paul: It is just a big piece of land with a house on the river

[Today at 08:29:04 AM] Baseline: et woillla

[Today at 08:29:15 AM] Baseline: cool

[Today at 08:29:16 AM] Paul: Racist!

[Today at 08:29:49 AM] Paul: It is cool but there is a kak load of miggies especially now in summer

[Today at 08:30:34 AM] Baseline: i wish i could have seen this...office booitjie with papercuts...no skin pigment...running in the bush

[Today at 08:30:54 AM] Baseline: getting toasted by the sun

[Today at 08:31:01 AM] Baseline: lol

[Today at 08:31:17 AM] Baseline: were you at least weating shorts?

[Today at 08:31:25 AM] Baseline: wearing

[Today at 08:31:29 AM] Paul: Yes, cammo shorts

[Today at 08:31:41 AM] Baseline: catchr style

[Today at 08:33:07 AM] Paul: Ja but I make it look good

[Today at 08:33:48 AM] Th0r_23: must have been elbeno cammo shorts ....

[Today at 08:33:51 AM] Baseline: you shoud wear yellow clothes...muggies dont like yellow...and always stand with your face into the wind

[Today at 08:34:33 AM] Baseline: there is another product on the market called tabbard, muggies hate the smell

[Today at 08:34:43 AM] Paul: I just stand near the bug zapper and get entertained

[Today at 08:34:57 AM] Baseline: ....small things....

[Today at 08:35:02 AM] Paul: It is like mass murder

[Today at 08:35:07 AM] Baseline: eishhh

[Today at 08:35:11 AM] Paul: But entertaining

[Today at 08:35:41 AM] Baseline: hehehehehe

[Today at 08:36:13 AM] Baseline: dude i would have snuck off with jackie and entertained myself

[Today at 08:37:13 AM] Baseline: you know youre a redneck.....when the bug zapper is the focal point of your romantic evening

[Today at 08:37:31 AM] Baseline: yup ...hmmm then youre a redneck

[Today at 08:39:07 AM] Paul: I am a redneck because my neck got burnt by the sun

[Today at 08:39:34 AM] Baseline: ja ja and lemme guess you got no noonies either

[Today at 08:39:40 AM] Paul: Anyways I have work to do catch you later

[Today at 08:39:57 AM] Baseline: no dont go

[Today at 08:40:06 AM] Baseline: im having fun

[Today at 08:40:26 AM] Baseline: did i hit a nerve?

[Today at 08:40:34 AM] Baseline: paul?....

[Today at 08:40:44 AM] Baseline: lol

[AuRoRa]

Today at 13:57:36] oZzy: Jackal-Kneehi had a farm , i-hai , i-hai ho... and on that farm he had a Tor , i-hai , i-hai ho

[Today at 13:57:46] oZzy: wiff a zoom-zoom here and a zoom-zoom there , here a zoom , there a zoom everywhere a zoom-zoom

[Today at 13:59:19] oZzy: i-hai , i-hai ho

[Today at 13:59:30] oZzy: Jackal-Kneehi had a farm , i-hai , i-hai ho... and on that farm he had a P1gL3t , i-hai , i-hai ho

[Today at 13:59:43] oZzy: with a oink oink here and a fart fart there, here a oink , there a fart , everywhere a oink-fart

[Today at 13:59:47] Paul: This is what happens when you leave a bunch of people from Ermelo to do as they please

[Today at 13:59:55] oZzy: knee-hi knee-hi no

[Today at 14:00:39] oZzy:

[Today at 14:00:50] oZzy: u screwd it up Paul


oZzy:

[SoSheOhPathix]

WTF?
Being that a Tor is essentially a pile of rocks (basic high school geography), I fail to see how it 'Zoom-zoom's

Does it perhaps refer to all the rocks in Ermelo, wiff dere free-litre Cortinas?

[AuRoRa]

I fail to see what ure getting at , but let me expain it then.... Ion - Aka Fluffy or Thor_23 has a "other nick"...Tor.. a tor in afrikaans is a big bug...its black with yellow legs... so Toppie calls him the "Witbank Tor"... , perhaps that clarifies it?

Or do u want me to draw pictures to help u understand?

[SoSheOhPathix]

Then you may want to consider typing your Ermelo national anthem in Afrikaans, because in English, a Tor is a geological formation, where a single rock structiure is broken down into what is basically a pile of rocks, through wind erosion.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tor

However, your being rocks, it is also applicable in context.