I was standing in queue at the ATM the other day. In front of me was a one-legged man with no arms. He turns to me and asks if I can help check his balance.
So, I pushed him over.
Jokes of the Day
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s3xy_j0nny
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AWESOME joke, Sheri, made all the more brilliant by Paul's fucking awful previous joke...
From the darkness you must fall
Failed and weak, to darkness all.
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Yeah I was expecting a birthday braai somewhere, but there are rather a lot of peeps so maybe its easier to go out.
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Geth wrote:Yeah I was expecting a birthday braai somewhere, but there are rather a lot of peeps so maybe its easier to go out.
I think that this post may be in the wrong thread. If not, it's an even worse joke than Paul's...
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The best way to prevent internet related virus infections
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This isn't so much of a joke but more of a WTF?!!!!!!
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