Lessons in Talking Shit.

[s3xy_j0nny]

Seeing as how I talk so much shit on MSN almost every day, I decided to sart a thread with some of the funny excerpts. Feel free to add to this thread - there is also plenty funny stuff said on the chat box, so commemorable banter from there can also be copy pasted into the immortal annuls of the grrr forums...

[s3xy_j0nny]

Stu says:
fuck now i'm getting a headace... I think its the coffee and sweltering 36 degrees in the office !
j0nny says:
apparantly, it's going to be 25 degrees in CT today
Paul says:
It's a bit overcast here but it is pleasant
Paul says:
NO wind or rain
j0nny says:
gee, like I give a flying fuck
Paul says:
I hope your headache gets worse
j0nny says:
it is
Stu says:
LOL
Paul says:
Wait now the sun is coming out
Stu says:
quick candi put your factor 1000 SPF on !
Paul says:
NO jokes guys, I am getting whiter. I Look like a cancer patient of something
j0nny says:
roflmao
j0nny says:
Stu, you making my head hurt
j0nny says:
stop being funny
Paul says:
Go STu go
j0nny says:
it takes me by surprise
Paul says:
Like when a women speaks too you?

[flycatchr]

pity we didnt copy the chicken bomb that scico tried to make.

that was why i wanted to know if there was any way the chat gets stored. and i disconnected before i thought of copiying it

[scicopathix]

What do you mean 'tried to make'?
I did make it.
It kinda worked.
Not so much in an explosive way, but it sure made a terrible mess of my office. That is a borderline bio-chemical weapon, if the smell is anything to go by.

Warning: DO NOT drink the chicken bomb mix. It are BAD!

[s3xy_j0nny]

yes, missing out on the chicken bomb escapades is what prompted this thread. This way, you can show everybody after provided you remember to copy & paste.

[s3xy_j0nny]

Odette (Onyx) says:
ask me what?

j0nny says:
ok
j0nny says:
serious question

Odette (Onyx) says:
ok. shoot

j0nny says:
say you met ppl gaming online
j0nny says:
regular ppl who played the same game

Odette (Onyx) says:
yes...
Odette (Onyx) says:
uh huh

j0nny says:
then you met a group of them at a convention
j0nny says:
like a LAN or soemthing

Odette (Onyx) says:
ok
Odette (Onyx) says:
irl

j0nny says:
ok, so you got on with a group of gamers - guys and girls - and went out drinking for a couple of nights

Paul says:
In real life

j0nny says:
ja
j0nny says:
real life

Odette (Onyx) says:
ok..
Odette (Onyx) says:
which i have done

Paul says:
Weirdo

Odette (Onyx) says:
met online people irl

j0nny says:
so you make plans to meet up for another nerd gathering, but not gaming, going camping

Odette (Onyx) says:
yes...

j0nny says:
with a few of the ppl from this cool group

Odette (Onyx) says:
same people?

j0nny says:
ja

Odette (Onyx) says:
ok

j0nny says:
so you meet up with these ppl and go on a camp for a few nights
j0nny says:
the last night you're there, everyone gets REALLY drunk, including you

Odette (Onyx) says:
hehe
Odette (Onyx) says:
ok

Paul says:
This is a bad idea j0nny

Odette (Onyx) says:
sshhh. Paul...

Paul says:
Fine

Odette (Onyx) says:
its getting interesting

j0nny says:
you wake up in the morning in a 2 man tent with one of the dudes sleeping next to you and a very tender bumhole...
j0nny says:
he's out cold

Odette (Onyx) says:
(LOL)

j0nny says:
would you tell anyone about it?
j0nny says:
assuming that he acted like nothing happened

Odette (Onyx) says:
and nobody else knows about it?

j0nny says:
nope
j0nny says:
you think so anyways...

Odette (Onyx) says:
and you guys have become better aquainted through all this gaming and camping
Odette (Onyx) says:
so you are on good speaking terms

j0nny says:
ja, you know them pretty well

Paul says:
Obviously not well enough

Odette (Onyx) says:
if it bothers you, mention it to clarify the matter

j0nny says:
i told you not to go, Paul

Odette (Onyx) says:
but i wouldn't spread the news about it

j0nny says:
so who would you tell?

Odette (Onyx) says:
depends how you are feeling about the whole thing.
Odette (Onyx) says:
but i would clear up the matter first with the special friend so you both on the same page
Odette (Onyx) says:
if it turns out to be very very funny and you both agree it was a moment of weakness.... then take it from there
Odette (Onyx) says:
does that make sense? or am i not getting it?

j0nny says:
so you wouldn't tell your husband?

Odette (Onyx) says:
if i woke up with another woman in a tent naked?

j0nny says:
no, a man, and a sore bum, naked

Odette (Onyx) says:
not until i know the whole story, but then again... the chances of me getting into a tight spot like that is very slim

j0nny says:
oh well...

Odette (Onyx) says:
but i suppose i would tell him... maybe depends where he was

j0nny says:
List of ppl to ask camping:
Bennie (THUMBS UP)
Darkside (THUMBS UP)
Onny (THUMBS DOWN)

Odette (Onyx) says:
(ROFL)
Odette (Onyx) says:
gee thanks

j0nny says:
heh heh
j0nny says:
Paul said he wouldn't tell
j0nny says:
we went camping next weekend

Paul says:
Ok I am going to go get oil

j0nny says:


Odette (Onyx) says:
stu, what would you have done?

Stu says:
i got caught by this one
Stu says:
but (hahaha) in all honesty i would
Stu says:
erm

j0nny says:
Stu said he would tell

Odette (Onyx) says:
yes?

Stu says:
tell my wife and kill the guy in the tent on our next camping trip

j0nny says:
so we didn't invite him

Odette (Onyx) says:
so stu and i can go camping then

Stu says:
w000t !

[Thor_23]

[s3xy_j0nny]

j0nny says:
are you getting a sig?

Paul says:
No, I am unlabelable

Stu says:
erm

Odette (Onyx) says:
try and say "unlabelable" out loud

Stu says:
do you believe i have a coinfernece call on a public holiday
Stu says:
at 09:00 in the morning !
Stu says:
thats just bullshit !!!

Paul says:
coinfernece ? Classic

j0nny says:
damb coinfernece calls

Stu says:
conference
Stu says:
fuck you oaks know i can't spell for shit

Odette (Onyx) says:

hehe
Stu says:
why even bother

Paul says:
But you wear glasses
Odette (Onyx) says:

don't sorry stu... i understood you - perfectly

Stu says:
thats why i have the F7 key on my keyboard !

Paul says:
All people with glasses should be able to spell

Stu says:
thats what people with cointacts say hey paul

Stu says:
fuck whats with the I
Stu says:
contacts

Odette (Onyx) says:
you did it again...

[s3xy_j0nny]

Paul says:
Hey Senior

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
howzit paulie

Paul says:
Got a question for you

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
for me?

Paul says:
Yip

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
9,5 inches

Stu says:
hahaha

Odette (Onyx) says:
hehe

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
but only in the cold weather

Paul says:
No dumbass, serious question

Stu says:
go see a doctor ! dude !

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Ah, ok

Paul says:
Lets "hypothetically" you meet some people on the interweb. You know through gaming, msn that Kind of stuff

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
yeah?

Paul says:
You get know them pretty well and they become your "friends"

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
"friends" everyone i've met online so far i'm rpretty close with, but i'm sensing something coming
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
yeah?

Paul says:
At some point you meet up with them in real life for drinks. And you find out they are just as cool

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
yeah?
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
look, if you want to invite me to a camping trip, just say so!

Paul says:
Fuck j00

[s3xy_j0nny]

Ben/FunGuye says:
paul?

Paul says:
It is kinda a 'what if' question

Ben/FunGuye says:
ummm, do I need alcohol for this

Paul says:
Say you meet some people online

Ben/FunGuye says:
ag nvmnd, I'll have a drink anyway
Ben/FunGuye says:
yes?

Paul says:
You get to know them pretty well after a couple of months

Ben/FunGuye says:
yes?

Paul says:
Then you meet up with them in real life at a braai or drinks or something like that

Ben/FunGuye says:
yes?
Ben/FunGuye says:
fuck this is taking forever

Paul says:
And they all seem pretty cool, like regular people
Paul says:
So when they ask if you want to go on a little road trip with them you think it would be fun

j0nny says:
not a grr braai then

Ben/FunGuye says:
oh fuck, for a sec I thought you where talking about the braai we had, but then youi said "regular people"
Ben/FunGuye says:
yes ditto john-boy

Ben/FunGuye says:
yeah
Ben/FunGuye says:
paul fuck get on with it......
Ben/FunGuye says:
type quicker
Ben/FunGuye says:
slow ass mofo

Paul says:
Anyway so on this road trip you stop one night to camp and everyone gets really really drunk

Ben/FunGuye says:
lol
Ben/FunGuye says:
no paul, you are gay

Paul says:
and you wake up with a used dome in your crack and some dude lying naked next to you

Ben/FunGuye says:
alcohol only removed your inhibitions
Ben/FunGuye says:
LOL

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
LOL!

Paul says:
Now you know what has happened. My question is, do you tell anyone or just pretend nothing happened

Odette (Onyx) says:
omw...

Ben/FunGuye says:
well, you told us already
Ben/FunGuye says:
do you require any further advice?

Paul says:
No dude, if this was you!! Would you tell?

Ben/FunGuye says:
(LOL)
Ben/FunGuye says:
tell what?
Ben/FunGuye says:
and who?

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Would you tell you girlfriend?
Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
would you tell your DAD?!

Paul says:
Would you tell anyone you got ass fucked

j0nny says:
eish

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Blunt...

Ben/FunGuye says:
if that floats your boat to tell ppl stuff, then yes

j0nny says:
he is asking YOU

Paul says:
So you would tell

Ben/FunGuye says:
unless you require medical advice

j0nny says:
would YOU tell anyone?

Ben/FunGuye says:
no

Ben/FunGuye says:
I would only post it on the forums

Paul says:
NO you wouldn't

Ben/FunGuye says:
maybe perhaps a pic if I can find one

Paul says:
Fuck dude a straight answer yes or no

Wonder Ali / Super Blinky says:
Funguye, jy is bierts snaaks bra!

Paul says:
Seriously

j0nny says:
"straight" answer...?

Ben/FunGuye says:
lol paul, you cannot be serious?!
Ben/FunGuye says:
LOL
Ben/Funguye says:
paul, you can't ask me as an analyst to answer a straight yes or no, it wouldn't happen to me and if it did, telling anyone would be the last step in a looooooooong process
Ben/FunGuye says:
process could = therapy

Paul says:
Cos jonny wants to know if you want a lift to rAge!!'