Application to Join Grrr - Commander - AKA "The Boss"

[Commander]

Bonjour Alberto (français Accent)

1. Well a physical fist fight my money is on Kim. Trump is old and moldy while Kim is Korean and we all know you can trust those midget fuckers in a fist fight. If it was a World War fight my money will be on Trump as he won't hesitate to nuke the shit out of them (een bom baie skrefies oë). But time will tell........
2 . I am married for 16 years....funny things don't happen to me anymore except for when my office chair just collapse after years of coping with me on top of it while in a COH game.

[Commander]

Really???? WTF??? I can't google this stuff?? What is happening????

1. When I eat pizza it must be BIG, CHEEZY and JUICY. Never tried to use a small plate, never tried to do only half a pizza. Thinking of it, it is best eaten out of the box. Why make a small plate dirty just to do this exercise...... Yes the problem have a name which is YOUHAVENTEATENAPIZZAWITHJACOYETANDYOUARECREATINGDI RTYDISHESFORNOTHING.COM
2. How strong was the rand at the time of the Death Star?
3. Maybe if Russ Russ as a JJV he would find that dream girl that would Russ his Russ while being a JJV.
4. “No, I am not defending German armor superiority, I am stating THE FUCKING OBVIOUS!”

[Thor_23]

2. How strong was the rand at the time of the Death Star?

You can use the current exchange rate

[Commander]

Hi Morphza. Apologies for not replying yesterday. Witbank didn't have water and I did not want to dirty my keyboard.....

1) I made some "friends" in GRRR already and enjoy their company.... Ok so the answer you probably are looking for is: Grrr is the best clan ever with the bestest of the best people ever and my lifelong aspiration was to join them when I am old enough Hope I am old enough now.....
2) I love strategy games like COH2, Starcraft2, Age of Empires3 and First person very casual like BF4&1 and then off course the occasional time killer like tycoon games.
3) Mmmm myself and Phatso need to discuss this over a whisky.....
4) His name is Ion/Cronos/Thor/Protein Junky and you definitely need to investigate him.
5) I am more sensitive in my mid section where there are more flubber but overall not a sensitive person unless someone cries.

[Commander]

Was it US or UK layout keyboards?

[Commander]

Hi Tyger - Apologies I completely missed your thread..

1. They make turns.
a. When Russian's gardening skills are working he defends like a cat in the corner. But sometimes his nails get clipped early then its ass to the wall
b. If we can Carry Ion long enough until he can build a tank or ten the he kicks ass but it all depends on his supporting players
2. He claims that he doesn't use steroids but sometimes I think he does or did. I went to the gym with him once and he is so short tempered when there so it might be a "chemical" imbalance.
3. No one is as sensitive as Russian. Not even my wife and she cries alot.

[Thor_23]

Using the smileys on available on the forum. Associate one with each member that you have interacted with?

[Cat Nipples]

1) What is it that you're a commander of?
2) What is Ion's favorite body building pose to do in front of the mirrors at the gym?
3) I assume you've been to Ion's house, how many posters of Arnold Schwazrsnznerefggerr does he have?
4) Translate the following sentence to English: "Toe ek sien hoe pronk my hoenderhaan by die skou, toe swel my bors met trots."

[Morphza]

4) Translate the following sentence to English: "Toe ek sien hoe pronk my hoenderhaan by die skou, toe swel my bors met trots."

Google does a wonderful job of it

[RussianElite.]

1. Who is tank fucked in the head and believes one Tiger could win the war?
2. When do you think will Grant do the final against you and Ion? If so do you thin it will still happen?
3. Will we be seeing you at R@GE this year?
4. Do you think QB's got what it takes to do proper gardening in COH?