Application to Join Grrr - Commander - AKA "The Boss"

[Commander]

Hi

I am Commander ( I command and you conquer), at least that is my definition of who I am...... I would like to join GRRR as I got to kmow some of the clan members and feel that these are like minded people to myself. I might not be the strongest first person player (unless you put me in a tank and.......OMG I will F@#$ people up!!!) but I do like strategy WARS where some brain cells are required. Komaan TROEP, gaan pluk 'n blaar daar by daai boom oorkant die horison!!!!!

[Thor_23]

Hey Jaco!

Good to see you have applied.

So just for the benefit of anyone that hasn't spoken to you on TS.

Who are you, what are you and when are you?

[RussianElite.]

Ja nee, pappa is hier... Fokken uiteindelik Jaco! ma soos n doos gan ek jou vrae in engels moet vra. Verdra dit net ok...
1. What is Chrono's favourite drink/meal?
2. Why is Hanno called Cat Niples?
3. What does Taaigher do to keep is fringe up?
4. Does it just look like Grant is looking into the distance or is he actually looking into the distance?

[Kill_Inc]

Hey welcome Commander(american accent)

1. Who will win a fight between Trump and Kim Jong-un?
2. What is the funniest thing that has happened to you recently?

[Thor_23]

Some random questions:

1. What is the smallest plate that can accept half of a round pizza without overlapping in 4 slices? What is the arrangement of the slices ? Does this problem have a name ?
2. How much would it cost to buy all the keyboards needed for the first Death Star? (show your calculations in Rand)
3. How much would a Russ, Russ if a Russ could Russ as a JJV ?
4. What is your Favorite in game COH2 soldier quote ?

[Commander]

Hi Thor

Ok here goes.....

Professionally: I am working in Information Management and you can view me on LinkedIn at https://www.linkedin.com/in/jaco-roe...ntity-headline. (The profile pic is a bit old..I have much less hair now and the damn remaining ones turned grey)

Personally: I am a family man, married with two children (Viper en Kakhuis). I enjoy gaming as a stress reliever although it sometimes stresses me out. I like to Braai, Camp, Braai, Party, Braai, etc.

When: Mmmmm I guess I am whenever I am needed........

[TygerBS]

Hey Jaco

Glad to see you applying.

1. Who is worse at COH Russian or ION?
2. Does Ion do steroids?
3. Are you sensitive like russian?

Good luck, have fun.

[KakHard]

I am a family man, married with two children (Viper en Kakhuis).

Hahahahahahah. Goeie naam daai.

[Morphza]

Hmm... ignored three sets of question sets from yesterday... hmmm....

1) Why the hell would you want to join Grrr... when there are so many other clans out there?
2) What games do you normally play?
3) Are you willing to dump those games, and only play games that Phatso recommends?
4) Who is the individual in the clan who informed you about Grrr? (we are currently doing a security sweep for moles)
5) Are you sensitive in any way, shape or form?

[Commander]

Howdee RussianElite (EliteChopper)

Moeni worry oor die Engels...Ek sal my bes try....

1. Last time I checked he is using serious powder he calls "Protein Shake" so lets just leave it at that. But I do also know on his "cheat" day he eats pizza like a raging alcoholic drinks alcohol.
2. Mmmmm I think its got something to do with pointy weird nipples. It was discovered by Grant during some nipple twisting ceremony.
3. Eish I do not have any idea? Maybe Viagra?
4. I tried to figure that out and my conclusion is that he is near sighted from looking into the sun too much....Hence the vaguely resemblance that he might have some Chinese blood flowing in his veins........