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[D@rkFl@me]

D@rkFl@me, complete the following sentences:

1. What the story...
2. Ermelo: the fun begins at...
3. Otters can swim but they're...
4. You said it, man, nobody...
5. I have the weirdest...

1. Whats the story of russian and his pink suitcase when he goes to cape town?
2. Ermelo: the fun begins at your girlfriends house because she is also your sister and your aunt thats how we roll in Ermelo.
3. Otters can swim but they're not making it a pool party.
4. You said it, man, nobody will keep me from my transvestite lover.
5. I have the weirdest porn.

[s3xy_j0nny]

1. Whats the story of russian and his pink suitcase when he goes to cape town?
2. Ermelo: the fun begins at your girlfriends house because she is also your sister and your aunt thats how we roll in Ermelo.
3. Otters can swim but they're not making it a pool party.
4. You said it, man, nobody will keep me from my transvestite lover.
5. I have the weirdest porn.

Awesome answers, you'll fit right in here.

FYI, the correct answers are:

1. What the story and Britain? (Ask Russian)
2. Ermelo: the fun begins at bath time. (Ask Ion)
3. Otters can swim but they're bald as fuck. (Can't remember who said that)
4. You said it, man, nobody fucks with the Jesus. (Big Lebowski)
5. I have the weirdest boner. (Slippery Duck)