New Great guy

[D@rkFl@me]

Hello my naam is Japie en ek like van drink en games speel

[Salty Ferret]

Please delete this post as this person is not serious about joining.

[RussianElite.]

LAWL. Welkom Japie, jou moers kont

[Morphza]

Oh God... Another friend of Russian... what is this place turning into!

[D@rkFl@me]

Russian is inviting all the Eastrand people dono why

[Morphza]

We do... he is a very lonely soul, he is hoping that one day, once he has invited 1,000,000,000 people... at least one of them may be his friend.

[Phatso]

I guess someone has to post a semi-serious post in this thread at some stage.

The process goes like this:

1. You post on the forums introducing yourself to the clan. Who you are, where you're form, age, interests, games played, why you want to join etc.
(in my opinion, your original post in this thread isn't an introduction at all)
2. The clan asks you a lot of questions, some serious, some daft.
3. You answer the questions as honestly as possible.
4. The clan decides privately whether you're in or not.
5. You receive feedback.

I don't know how the process is going to work out though TBH. These forums have become a ghost-town.

Good luck!

[Thor_23]

Doesn't look like Japie wants to talk to you Phats

[Megageth]

The old guys are the greatest*. I'm unconvinced. Led Zep vs Justin Bieber. My mother often says "Self praise is no recommendation" and she is old so she must be right. If you have some super "new is the dog's bollocks" marketing spiel to spin, now's the time, newbie.

One small tip to get you going; pretend you don't know JJ, say you saw the forum web address on a toilet wall in Pofadder.

* Disclaimer: Not you Jarrod.

[SlipperyDuck]

Right, obscurity, delivered perfectly with a question;

If you could think of just one awesome thing, what would it be and why?