Application

[Cat Nipples]

"4. If you get accepted. What is the traditional beverage that you will be consuming come rage?"

Spoiler alert, Ion will be making sure you drink it.

1. Can you get your hands on Russian's sister's cellphone number?
2. What gender is Russian. This is not a trick question.
3. Which member of the clan is known as a more handsome Adam Sandler?
4. How many bald people are in Grrr?
5. Who would you rather kill: Morph or Paul? If you don't know them, go on the name.

[Weresplicer]

Thors Questions:
1) Megageth and Sexy_Johnny
2) Sadly not i lack the skill and patience required
3) Going to have to guess Grant and if thats the right guess probably not going to be taking advice
4) Hopefully beer or tequila but im pretty sure it will be something like stroh rum
5) Im going to try work these out and will post a seperate response when i have figured out some of these

Firesydes Questions:
1)Nope im almost positive Russain keeps that information a secret also i was told my neck would be broken
2)Im pretty sure it changes every couple of days
3)Hubris?
4)3
5)Probably paul, i already know to many pauls and its going to get confusing eventually

[Giftig]

Q1 - Are you the bottom scorer?
Q2 - Do you have a sister?
Q3 - If not , would you like one?
Q4 - Who is solar panel?

[Weresplicer]

1)Yes forever and for always
2)Yes i do 4 of them actually
3)No thanks
4)Definitely noms

[Weresplicer]

The nickname question:
1)J-Thang
2)Phatso
3)Slippery duck
4)Sexy_Johnny
5)Dryman

[Ecko7]

Ryle/Lyle/Parkie

1) Why don't you become a manager?
2) Have you tested yourself for early onset parkinsons?
3) Does alcohol improve/worsen the shaking?
4) Has your mouse been thrown off your table during one of those exciting AWP shaking clutches?
5) What was Hanno/Firesydes nickname in COD 4?

[Cat Nipples]

Thors Questions:
1) Megageth and Sexy_Johnny
2) Sadly not i lack the skill and patience required
3) Going to have to guess Grant and if thats the right guess probably not going to be taking advice
4) Hopefully beer or tequila but im pretty sure it will be something like stroh rum
5) Im going to try work these out and will post a seperate response when i have figured out some of these

Firesydes Questions:
1)Nope im almost positive Russain keeps that information a secret also i was told my neck would be broken
2)Im pretty sure it changes every couple of days
3)Hubris?
4)3
5)Probably paul, i already know to many pauls and its going to get confusing eventually

Good answer on 5. You're wrong on 2, Russian has always and will always be Grant's bitch.

[Weresplicer]

Eds questions:
1)Because i dont want to put up with all the shit being a manager entails
2)I have but the tests on the internet were all inconclusive
3)Depends on the amount of alcohol
4)There have been some close calls but never actually fallen
5)Moonfire?

[Kyuubidemon]

1) What are your thoughts on strawberry milkshakes?
2) What if god was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, would you twist his nipples?
3) If you kissed a girl would you like it? The taste of her cherry chap stick?

[RussianElite.]

1) What are your thoughts on strawberry milkshakes?
2) What if god was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, would you twist his nipples?
3) If you kissed a girl would you like it? The taste of her cherry chap stick?

WTF Brad..