Janpan , applying to join grrr squad in world domination ?

[janpan]

Hello there JanPan

1)Amstel or Black label?
2)What must you do in Wotlk wow LK 25 hc at Lich King when the valkyries come?
3)What does Kill_Inc call me? ( because my name is to hard)

Have a great day!

1.) whichever is the coldest. If both are equally cold, then Amstel.

2.) Log out. (or do a Leeroy Jenkins)

3.) hmmm , razer is too obvious ? Maybe just cold ?

Dammit, as time passes, these questions become more and more like a monkey puzzle where all the answers seems correct.

[NiteShade]

LOL love it so far. You're doing great. I think the most important lesson at this point is.... don't listen to anyone. Except me, of course.

[Morphza]

LOL love it so far. You're doing great. I think the most important lesson at this point is.... don't listen to anyone. Except me, of course.

She's the tricky one... be warned!

[Salty Ferret]

Hi JANPAN,

Glad you requesting to join these guys, this is a family and when you apply you are obliged to help all types of weird people because we will do it for you when ever you want. This is a PAT! to carry on doing good things for the community. We never swear to other clans or do any thing that gives GRRR a bad rep.

However, like I said we are FAMILY and we can fucking swear at eachother and call eachother useless...Just as long as if you rape some one, please just give a courtesy lick before you jam an orifice.

We play all sorts of games and it will be totally up to you to join us where you want.

Questions:
1. If you were stuck in a cage with Susan Boyle for a month would you fuck her?
2. Would you join ISIS for 100 million dollars?
3. Do you love to cook? if so, whats your favourite thing to make?
4. What sport does GRRR like to play which involves a table?
5. If you were a metro cop would you take bribes knowing full well you would get away with it?
6. Do you have a sister? if so, can we introduce her to Russian?
7. how do you feel about man spooning with a Grrr member?
8. If you could be any super hero, who would you be?
9. if you could compare yourself to a famous person, who would that be?
10. Last, What food make your semen taste better?

[SlipperyDuck]

The grammar Nazis are storming the beaches as we speak.

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[Salty Ferret]

@SlipperyDuck

HAHAHAHAHA im sorry!

[Onyx]

Hello Janpan (a pity PeterPan was taken already),

You seem to be getting the hang of this thing so will add some more questions to the bubbly pot of grrr-soup you have jumped into willingly. I hope you don't have any goggles on as you might miss some of the finer bits that come drifting past your eyes.

Some bits to chew on (and swallow). (Never spit out).

1. The grrr boys like to play around so for future reference: If you were a woman, what pick-up line would best work on you?
2. Do you kiss on the first date?
3. Are you a lefty or a righty?
4. Does your 'no' mean no or is it a 'maybe' or a 'no, but if you ask me again it will be a yes'?
5. What is your favourite piece of clothing you like to wear and why?
6. What makes you laugh, really laugh?

That's all for now

[Morphza]

6. Do you have a sister? if so, can we introduce her to Russian?

HAHAHAHAHA... we are GRRR... we now specialize in arranged marriages!

[janpan]

Hi JANPAN,

Glad you requesting to join these guys, this is a family and when you apply you are obliged to help all types of weird people because we will do it for you when ever you want. This is a PAT! to carry on doing good things for the community. We never swear to other clans or do any thing that gives GRRR a bad rep.

However, like I said we are FAMILY and we can fucking swear at eachother and call eachother useless...Just as long as if you rape some one, please just give a courtesy lick before you jam an orifice.

We play all sorts of games and it will be totally up to you to join us where you want.

Questions:
1. If you were stuck in a cage with Susan Boyle for a month would you fuck her?
2. Would you join ISIS for 100 million dollars?
3. Do you love to cook? if so, whats your favourite thing to make?
4. What sport does GRRR like to play which involves a table?
5. If you were a metro cop would you take bribes knowing full well you would get away with it?
6. Do you have a sister? if so, can we introduce her to Russian?
7. how do you feel about man spooning with a Grrr member?
8. If you could be any super hero, who would you be?
9. if you could compare yourself to a famous person, who would that be?
10. Last, What food make your semen taste better?

Thanks for the warm welcome Atomicduzt.

Now for the questions :

1. If you were stuck in a cage with Susan Boyle for a month would you fuck her?
Wow, that's a shocking image, but the answer is no.


2. Would you join ISIS for 100 million dollars?
Hmm, I always consider new opportunities, it depends on the contract. But no.


3. Do you love to cook? if so, whats your favourite thing to make?
Actually, I do sometimes. My favourite thing so far is a thick t bone steak on the braai. (or if you are technical about the term cook, make it a frying pan)


4. What sport does GRRR like to play which involves a table?
flip the table ? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


5. If you were a metro cop would you take bribes knowing full well you would get away with it?
Nope. It's the same as using cheats in games.


6. Do you have a sister? if so, can we introduce her to Russian?
No I don't, I have an older brother who lives in Cape Town.


7. how do you feel about man spooning with a Grrr member?
hmmm. I'm not sure how I feel about that.


8. If you could be any super hero, who would you be?
I don't like most super heroes, but if I have to choose, I guess it would be superman because he can fly. Basically any super hero that can fly. And coming in at second place is batman. Because batman.


9. if you could compare yourself to a famous person, who would that be?
I really don't think I can. I tried for 1 minute.


10. Last, What food make your semen taste better?
Wow, again... I am baffled by these questions, but I guess the answer is pizza ?

[janpan]

Hello Janpan (a pity PeterPan was taken already),

You seem to be getting the hang of this thing so will add some more questions to the bubbly pot of grrr-soup you have jumped into willingly. I hope you don't have any goggles on as you might miss some of the finer bits that come drifting past your eyes.

Some bits to chew on (and swallow). (Never spit out).

1. The grrr boys like to play around so for future reference: If you were a woman, what pick-up line would best work on you?
2. Do you kiss on the first date?
3. Are you a lefty or a righty?
4. Does your 'no' mean no or is it a 'maybe' or a 'no, but if you ask me again it will be a yes'?
5. What is your favourite piece of clothing you like to wear and why?
6. What makes you laugh, really laugh?

That's all for now

1. The grrr boys like to play around so for future reference: If you were a woman, what pick-up line would best work on you?
I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

2. Do you kiss on the first date?
It depends.

3. Are you a lefty or a righty?
righty.

4. Does your 'no' mean no or is it a 'maybe' or a 'no, but if you ask me again it will be a yes'?
It's a no. A Maybe is a maybe. A Yes is a maybe.

5. What is your favourite piece of clothing you like to wear and why?
adiddas pants when I am at home. It's comfortable.

6. What makes you laugh, really laugh?
Sitcoms or stand up comedy. Also, I have been single for 3 years.