Cold_razer application to join grrr :) :)

[Cold_razer]

Hello there

My name is Cold_Razer , i love the game and I would love to play as a team together , I am a serious gamer wen it comes to competitive games like : cs:go , bf4 , dota2 .
I am a student studying IT in Pretoria , so i can bring some IT related help to the table :P

I am a person that would not spam and make a lot of noise and I will always try my best wen it comes to helping other clan members and other random people
I'm Afrikaans but i speak English a lot (wont be a boertjie)

The games I play is : Dota 2 , Smite , Cs:GO , Day Z , Gw2 , Bf4 , Garrys mod

I hope to join the clan and meet all of you guys soon and on the battlefield :P
Have a nice day
Cold_razer

[BadA$$jack]

Why Grrr???

What's your real name, age, gender, sexual preference ???

[Morphza]

Morning...

Hope someone has explained the craziness that is the Grrr application process...

1) Reply to the questions in BadA$$'s post - This will give the members more fuel to begin their assault
2) Prepare yourself for a barrage of serious questions... none of these are to be taken with humour in mind
3) Good Luck... you will definitely need it!

[Cold_razer]

Why Grrr???

What's your real name, age, gender, sexual preference ???

Carel Agenbag , 18 , male , woman (i already have a girlfriend)

well i think you guys have a great group and good players , i just want to be part of a group of people that is good at gaming and everthing

[Irish_Luck28]

Cold_racer! Welcome to the application process, I trust you will enjoy it. Don't worry, girlfriends have never stopped Badass before...
1. Please tell me where this comes from: "I'm the Dude! So that's what you call me. You know, uh, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or uh, you know, El Duderino - if you're not into the whole brevity thing." And to make sure you are not cheating, please follow the origin of this quote with a brief summary of why it is funny or not.
2. Do you have a life outside of the computer? What normally goes on there?
3. Marmite or Bovril?

[Phatso]

Hey Carel

Good to see you applied.

Welcome to the application process. You're going to get a flurry of questions, some making sense, and others complete nonsense.
Your job for the next few weeks (may be longer as its holiday times) is to answer as many as possible and make sure you spend some time in the TS channels chatting to the guys.

Everyone goes through this process. It ensures we only recruit people that fit into the [grrr] ethos.

Good luck take it easy, this isn't an overnight process nor a fly-by-night clan. We've been around for quite a bit of time
Remember, at the end of all of this, you need to want to be a part of the entire clan. That involves more than just gaming. We're a bit of a family. If you want to go your separate way, there is absolutely no harm in that.

Anyways, my questions!

1) Do you intend on playing games competitively in 2015. If so, what games?
2) You're quite a young chap. The average age of [grrr] is around 30 or so. What are your thoughts on this?
3) Are you easily offended? If so, by what? I ask up front because some of the things that get said in this clan have affected many a strong-willed mind...

[Cat Nipples]

Carel

Before you can answer my questions, you must spend a bit of time on TS. Once you're ready, come back to me.

1. Why does Russian suck so much?
2. What gender is Paul? (this is not a trick question)
3. Who has the sexiest voice?
4. When you eat any phallic shaped piece of food, do you feel hot and funny inside?

[Onyx]

Hi Carel

Favourite:

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[RussianElite.]

Hey Cold Razer.. I agree with Fire that you need to spend some time on TS first before evaluation. Only after that can you answer my questions. Rate who is from bad to worse the biggest douche in this clan. Paul, Morph, Stu, Tyger..

That is all for now

[NoMaD]

Hi Cold Razer,

What moment made you want to join us crazies? who had you spoken to about it prior to your request? and what games have you encountered us in?

kind, warm and fuzzy regards,
NoMnOm