Bruce Ticket CPT

[Irish_Luck28]

haha! This thread is awesome!

[Morphza]

as an example of time management, or should we say the lack thereof, a response from badass consisting of 5 words as per above, using
BadAss' average words per minute typing speed, meant that this 5 word response, not saying anything really, took him nearly 3 minutes to compile...

And then I get asked by investors why our GDP per capita is in such a horrible state.

Howwouldyourmathsworkiftherewerenospaces,wouldyout akethetimetobreakitup,ortaketheeasywayoutandcounti tasoneword?

[J_Th4ng]

Now that everyone has had a chance to mouth off at each other, is anyone interested in this ticket?

[Irish_Luck28]

Now that everyone has had a chance to mouth off at each other, is anyone interested in this ticket?

Hey J, i have a mate in Cape Town who could be interested, will let you know in about 25mins if that is ok?

[Skouperd]

Well go multiply yourself, and that took me 10 sec to type!!!!

Badass measurement of time:

One moe ni miss piss ie
Two moe ni miss piss ie
free moe ni miss,
sorry what’s that honey?
no, sorry, can not help you now, just busy typing a response here
where were we? Oh,
two moe ni miss piss ie
free moe ni miss piss ie
damnit, I need to say Mississippi
one Mississippi
two Mississippi
free moe ni miss piss ie
no honey, I’ve told you I am busy with typing a response, just wait for me it should only take me another couple of minutes
for moe ni miss piss ie.
Honey, I said not now, just wait please, almost done
Ag four fuck sakes, where were I?
one Mississippi
two Mississippi
af fok dit, kom ons sê net dit was 10 sekondes.

[Skouperd]

Howwouldyourmathsworkiftherewerenospaces,wouldyout akethetimetobreakitup,ortaketheeasywayoutandcounti tasoneword?

Actually, the mathematics in such a case is based on what is called characters per minute (CPM). Given that the average lenght of english words is 4.5 characters, that just means QED. There are a good argument to be had regarding whether or not the Backpsace should count as a character or not, given the error rate, I would imagine said button was pressed a number of times in the compliation of the 10second response.

[Skouperd]

Now that everyone has had a chance to mouth off at each other, is anyone interested in this ticket?

Nope, don't like loud music, so not for me thanks, I do however like to stir on forums.... ;-)

[Irish_Luck28]

Hey J, mate phoned me back, he is not going to take it.

[TygerBS]

Checking with my sisters for you J

[SlipperyDuck]

you'll probably find someone to sell to at the gates methinks - should all else fail