BadA$$jack:

1: ...Yes

2: I would give it to flycatchr, since it seems to be somewhat of a signature of his. I would stick a knife in his back at a critical moment and proceed to "go to town" as they say.

3: "What is the meaning of life?", "How many unicorns do you need to blend into a fine mist and spray on as cologne in order to attract hot virgins"

4: Any nickname with the word "Perd" in it tends to be funny, as for how he got the nick. I can only hazard a guess that he has luxurious long hair.

5: Not at all, I prefer reading English and I have no trouble speaking it. Most of the time I speak English at the office.

Skouperd:

Sounds about right, my last guess is that it's a type of unique teabag?

1: I will get that as soon as I get home

2: Being the 1600s: Cannons, wenches, lanterns and men stroking their long beards. The one that yielded the most successful results was the good ole "New World Theory" where they tested the times between the light of the glint of gold versus the speed of how fast the Spanish invaded. (A similar type of experiment with white flags and flares was done in later centuries in France).

3: Thanks! That actually sounds like it could be quite fun to figure out.